Christmas quotes
166 christmas quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Remember the Titans
“In Virginia, high school football is a way of life, it's bigger than Christmas day.”
- From the movie: Friday after Next
All I want fo Christmas is 2 fat bicthes with a name belt that say "glitter" on it.
- From the movie: Scrooged
- From the movie: Friday after Next
- From the movie: My Blue Heaven
- From the movie: J.T.
- From the movie: Friday after Next
“All I want for Christmas, Santa, is two fat bitches, 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
- From the TV Series: It
- From the movie: Friday after Next
“[Craig Jones walks into kitchen to discover Burglar dressed as Santa Claus eating a sandwich]
- Craig Jones: What the hell you doing in my house; eating a big ass sandwich and shit?
- Santa Claus: Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the fuck are the milk and cookies? ” “There's something about a Christmas sweater that will always make me laugh.”
- From the TV Series: Friends
“That is what Christmas should be about, I think - togetherness and playfulness. It's like a game.”
- From the animation: Klaus
“Letters. You don't really write many these days, do you? But I bet there's one you never forget. Send it off to a certain plump guy in a red suit and, provided you've kept your act together more or less, he'll drop off a toy or two. And yet, no one seems to wonder how the whole thing got started in the first place. This is a story about letters,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Miracle on 34th Street
“Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind... and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it.”
- From the movie: Miracle on 34th Street
“Yeah, there's a lot of bad 'isms' floatin' around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same - don't care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck.”
- From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
And the avarice... the avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue". Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is... stupid, stupid, stupid!
- From the movie: Anything Else
“Remind me, please, to put him on my Christmas list, if I could figure out how to make a letter bomb.”
- From the movie: Santa Clause 2
“- Carol: Someone tracked down and bought all those wonderful antique toys.
- Scott Calvin: Probably someone that knows his way around eBay.” - From the movie: Kate & Leopold
“Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buyingmagazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watchingmovies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney.”
- From the movie: The Star
“- Felix: I knew it. It's a birthday party for the new king.
- Cyrus: No, no. I'm pretty certain it's a baby shower.
- Deborah: Or maybe they're referring to the coming Messiah. The Son of God.
- Cyrus: Okay, now, I'm starting to worry about her.
- Felix: Deborah, are you okay? How many hooves am I holding up?” - From the movie: Bridget Jones's Baby
“Mum's throwing a Christmas party slash political rally. It's like the G8 summit with Scotch eggs.”
- From the movie: The Star
“- Balthazar: For Jesus, Gold.
- Melchior: Myrrh.
- Caspar: Do you like Frankincense? I never know what to get.” - From the movie: A Christmas Story
“We plunged into the cornucopia quivering with desire and the ecstasy of unbridled avarice.”
- From the movie: Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
“- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
- Nick the Greek: It's what?
- Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
- Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.” - From the movie: How the Grinch Stole Christmas
“We'll improvise, just keep kind of loosy-goosy. You hate Christmas, you're gonna steal it!”
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