Lover quotes

“The perfect lover is one who turns into pizza at 4am.”
Charles Pierce

“Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.”
Jim Backus

“- Caleb Colton: Who you out here with?
- Mae: Friends.
- Caleb Colton: Boyfriend?
- Mae: Friends.”
Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Jenny Wright - Mae

“- Ryan Shoos: So anyway Pfeifer after the show bombs, what are you going to do about Reese?
- Pfeifer Ross: The show is not going to bomb Ryan, we're going to finish the show, it's going to look great.”
Ryan Shoos - Ryan Shoos
Pfeifer Brown - Pfeifer Ross

“I've met another man. He's the best man I've ever met. He's bright, handsome and he's crazy about me. And, he's married. There's only one thing; he doesn't like my hat.”
Lena Olin - Sabina

“- Wayne Newton: Very special lady.
- Clark Griswold: That's why I entered into the sacred bond of marriage with her.”

Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“You may think you have the worst taste in men, but you don't... I do. My grade school boyfriend left me for someone with boobs, my high school boyfriend Charlie left me for... well, someone without any boobs.”
Monica Potter - Amanda

“You stay the fuck away from me Ryan okay! You're the whole reason we're in this friggen mess. Get out! And Get me out!”

Cassidy Gifford - Cassidy Spilker

“- Gus: We need to find a boyfriend for Paris.
- Panos: How about Ariana Skoufis's boy, huh?
- Gus: Everybody on that island has six toes.
- Panos: Let's wait until summer. We check his feet.”
Michael Constantine - Gus
Mark Margolis - Panos

“- Finnerty: There's a series of tunnels. JFK used them to sneak Marilyn Monroe in.
- Cale: I thought that was a myth.”

Maggie Gyllenhaal - Finnerty
Channing Tatum - Cale

“- Lenore St. John: Does it make a bad person being married to one man, fantasizing about another?
- Bryan Mills: Confused, maybe. Bad? No.”
Famke Janssen - Lenore St. John
Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

She met a man... and it seemed to Norman that she "threw him over" for this man. Now that pushed him over the line and he killed 'em both. Matricide is probably the most unbearable crime of all... most unbearable to the son who commits it. So he had to erase the crime, at least in his own mind. He stole her corpse. A weighted coffin was buried.... (continue) (continue reading)

Robert Forster - Dr. Simon

“True love does not grow with the number of lovers. It wastes away.”
Sienna Miller - Francesca

“- Ichabod Crane: Katrina, why are you in my room?
- Katrina Anne Van Tassel: Because it is yours.”
Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane
Christina Ricci - Katrina Van Tassel

“- Haymitch Abernathy: Now, I can sell the star-crossed lovers from District 12.
- Katniss Everdeen: We are not star-crossed lovers.
- Haymitch Abernathy: It's a television show, and being in love with that boy might just get you sponsors which could save your damn life.”

Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“You're his girlfriend. You're his mom. You're his maid. You're his landlady. Now you're his lawyer?”

Stuart Greer - Sheriff Watts

“- Andy: You're like an angel with no wings.
- April: So like a person...”

Chris Pratt - Andy Dwyer
Aubrey Plaza - April Ludgate

“I find one should never look for admirers while at the same time one is falling to bits.”
Claude Rains - Job Skeffington

“The thing is... we all wanna be remembered. But Hazel's different. Hazel knows the truth. She didn't want a million admirers, she just wanted one. And she got it.”
Ansel Elgort - Gus

“- Gregory Anton: I knew from the first moment I saw you that you were dangerous to me.
- Brian Cameron: I knew from the first moment I saw you that you were dangerous to her.”

Charles Boyer - Gregory Anton
Joseph Cotten - Brian Cameron

“The burden of her flesh had made it long since impossible to go up and down stairs. So, with characteristic independence, she had established herself on the ground floor of her house. From a sitting room, there was an unexpected vista of her bedroom. Her visitors were startled and fascinated by the foreignness of this arrangement, which recalled...” (continue) (continue reading)
Joanne Woodward - The Narrator

“- Uriah: Where's your scary boyfriend?
- Tris: Probably off doing scary boyfriend things.”
Keiynan Lonsdale - Uriah
Shailene Woodley - Tris

“If I were you I'd be a little nervous about firing an employee I'd just had an affair with, okay?”

Laura Linney - Sammy

“- Joy: Hey! Hey, look at me. Did you mean what you said before?
- Riley's Imaginary Boyfriend: I would die for Riley. I would die for Riley.
- Joy: Yeah, yeah, okay, haircut. Time to prove it!”
Amy Poehler - Joy

“- Sonny Kapoor: I promise that I will be a better husband than fiancée.
- Sunaina: Good. Because you're a terrible fiancée.”
Dev Patel - Sonny Kapoor
Tina Desai - Sunaina