“- Rusty P. Hayes: You expect me to believe you were mugged?
- Willard Fillmore: Mugged? It was more like a rape! Well... not a real rape.”
Plot – Willard is the butler of Miss Crock, a rich, greedy and old business woman. He has served her in the last seventeen years, but suddently he's fired, so he kidnaps her beloved dog to take revenge.
All actors – Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, Elaine Stritch, Danny DeVito, Daniel Benzali, Sherman Hemsley, Sarah Silverman, Malcolm Stewart, Lochlyn Munro, Brent Chapman, Brian Jensen, Shawn Macdonaldshow all
“Screwed” Quotes 3 quotes
“- Willard Fillmore: What the hell did you do that for?
- Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared!
- Willard Fillmore: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?”
“- Miss Crock: But I have to go to the stadium!
- Willard Fillmore: You ain't got to do nothing till I tell you, you smelly old bitch!”