“Screwed” quotes

Movie Screwed
Title Screwed
Year 2000
Directors Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – Willard is the butler of Miss Crock, a rich, greedy and old business woman. He has served her in the last seventeen years, but suddently he's fired, so he kidnaps her beloved dog to take revenge.
All actors – Norm MacDonald, Dave Chappelle, Elaine Stritch, Danny DeVito, Daniel Benzali, Sherman Hemsley, Sarah Silverman, Malcolm Stewart, Lochlyn Munro, Brent Chapman, Brian Jensen, Shawn Macdonald
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  • “- Rusty P. Hayes: You expect me to believe you were mugged?
    - Willard Fillmore: Mugged? It was more like a rape! Well... not a real rape.”

    Dave Chappelle - Rusty P. Hayes
    Norm MacDonald - Willard Fillmore
    [Tag:theft, trust]
  • “- Willard Fillmore: What the hell did you do that for?
    - Rusty P. Hayes: I was scared!
    - Willard Fillmore: So everytime you're scared you hit a guy over the head with a desk lamp?”

    Norm MacDonald - Willard Fillmore
    Dave Chappelle - Rusty P. Hayes
    [Tag:fear, violence]
  • “- Miss Crock: But I have to go to the stadium!
    - Willard Fillmore: You ain't got to do nothing till I tell you, you smelly old bitch!”

    Elaine Stritch - Miss Crock
    Norm MacDonald - Willard Fillmore