“Scandal and disease, Max.”
“What's the Worst That Could Happen?” quotes(2001)
Plot – Kevin Caffrey is a thief who enters Max Fairbanks' house, a billionaire. The rich man finds him and calls the police. While the swindler is arrested, Fairbanks declares the ring Kevin is wearing belongs to him and takes it off as well. Actually the ring is a "lucky charm", a gift Kevin has received from his girlfriend. The thief will do anything to take it back.
All actors – Martin Lawrence, Danny DeVito, John Leguizamo, Glenne Headly, Carmen Ejogo, Bernie Mac, Larry Miller, Nora Dunn, Richard Schiff, William Fichtner, Ana Gasteyer, Sascha Knopfshow all
“What's the Worst That Could Happen?” Quotes 8 quotes
“I robbed a thief! How can you not see the humor in that?”
“- Berger: You ever read the papers?
- Kevin Caffrey: I used to, but the news kept changing.”
“- Max Fairbanks: Nobody talks to me that way! Nobody!
- Gloria Sidell: I do!
- Max Fairbanks: That turns me on!”
“Massaging you is like kneading dough. And as for the sex, let me be honest. It's like sleeping with a damp sheep!”
“Max, you may be a butthole, but you're my butthole.”
“- Edwina: Why is it that every time Kevin's in trouble, we drop our things, but when I want help, you act like you're through a tunnel and can't hear me?
- Windham: Maybe because I like Kevin!”
“Hold your head up, 'cause you got that double-chin thing going on.”