“Austin Powers in Goldmember” quotes(2002)
Title Austin Powers in Goldmember
Director Jay Roach
Genre Comedy, Crime, Action
Director Jay Roach
Genre Comedy, Crime, Action
Plot – Dr. Evil and his partner in crime Mini-Me escaped from a maximum-security prison. The evil doctor is planning to travel through time to conquer the world with the mysterious Goldmember. The plan includes to kidnap Nigel Powers, Austin’s beloved father. The most famous spy of England has to go into action: back in 1975, Austin finds Foxxy Cleopatra, his previous crush and detective, who joins him to save Nigel and to stop the diabolic plot.
All actors – Mike Myers, Beyoncé Knowles, Seth Green, Michael York, Robert Wagner, Mindy Sterling, Verne Troyer, Michael Caine, Fred Savage, Diane Mizota, Carrie Ann Inaba, Nobu Matsuhisa, Aaron Himelstein, Josh Zuckerman, Eddie Adams, Evan Farmer, Neil Mullarkey, Eric Winzenried, Tommy 'Tiny' Lister, Nichole Hiltz, Jim Piddock, Esther Scott, Leyna Nguyen, Jeannette Charles, Brian Tee, Masi Oka, Kevin Cooney, Clint Howard, Michael McDonald, Donna D'Errico, Fred Stoller, Brad Grunberg, Greg Grunberg, Ren Urano, Big Nate Kanae, Kinga Philipps, Scott Aukerman, John Donovan, Masa Kanome, Hideo Kimura, Hiroshi Otaguro, Kevin Alexander Stea, Linda Kim, Anna Marie Goddard, Nina Kaczorowski, Tammy Vanderpool, Nikki Ziering, Sybil Azur, Nicole Humphries, Susanna Hoffs, Stuart D. Johnson, Matthew Sweet, Patrice Fisher, Timothy Anderson, Faune A. Chambers, Kelly Cooper, R.J. Durell, Shaun Earl, Michelle Elkin, Jennifer Hamilton, Hunter Hamilton, Michael Higgins, Mark Meismer, Mandy Moore, Ayesha Orange, Nathan Prevost, Liz Ramos, Shealan Spencer, Becca Sweitzer, Salvatore Vassallo, Robert Vinson, Amie Barsky, Lina Chmiel, Sharon Ferguson, Trey Knight, Angela Meryl, Brian Richardson, Kimberlee Suerth, Lakisha Swift, Tom Cruise, Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito, Steven Spielberg, Quincy Jones, Britney Spears, Nathan Lane, Katie Couric, Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne, Kelly Osbourne, Jack Osbourne, John Travolta, Burt Bacharach, Rob Lowe, Christopher Ward, Michael Chaturantabut, Gabriel Corbin, Ben Hisoler, Will Holman, Eiji Inoue, Rachel Iverson, Kristen Johnston, Martin Klebba, Carolina Lancaster, Kinsey McLean, Marylee Picciano, Gene Anthony Ray, Tara Rice, Nicole Sciacca, Matt Sergott, Sonny Sison, Michael Sun Lee, Chris Sung, Peter Navy Tuiasosopo, Andreanna Veith, Dan Warner, Shane Zeranskishow all
“Austin Powers in Goldmember” Quotes 18 quotes
“Are those sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?
[Scott Evil nods]”
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair. It's long, hard and full of seamen!
[laughs, then notices he isn't getting any laughs from his submarine crew]
No? Nothing? Not even a titter? Tough sub...”
“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.”
“- Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?
- Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”
“I love gold! The look of it! The smell of it! The taste of it! The texture! I love gold so much that I lost my genitalia in an unfortunate smelting accident. Hence the name... Goldmember.”
“- Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
- Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.
- Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
- Steven Spielberg: [holding...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.
- Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”
- Austin Powers: You really are a fat bastard!
- Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings! I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "carbs are the enemy", eh?
“- Dr. Evil: Using my time machine I shall travel back to 1975, pick up Goldmember and bring him back to the future. And the best part of this plan is... no one can stop me. Not even... Austin Powers.
- Austin Powers: Not so fast. You're surrounded, Doctor Evil.
- Dr. Evil: Shit.”
“- Japanese Pedestrian: Run! It's Godzilla!
- Japanese Pedestrian: It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright laws, it's not.
- Japanese Pedestrian: Still! We should run like it is Godzilla!
- Japanese Pedestrian: Though it isn't.”
“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
“- Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Oh yesh. Yesh yesh yesh yesh. This is a keeper.
- Dr. Evil: Alright, you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
[Goldmember eats a piece of skin]
- Dr. Evil: You did. Okay, that's just gross.”
“- Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
- Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
- Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.”