“The Whole Nine Yards” quotes(2000)
Plot – Oz is a nice dentist living in a nice Montreal neighborhood. He has an awful wife and an awful mother-in-law, who he has to live with. The divorce will be granted only after he has paid off a big debt. His new next-door neighbor, Jimmy “The Tulip”, is a professional killer with 17 homicides on record and a reward on his head. Despite their differences, Oz and Jimmy have something in common: someone is trying to kill them. Avoiding a couple of hit-men is easy for Jimmy, but it is a completely new story for Oz. In order to survive they have to join forces, combining Jimmy's slyness and cold blood with Oz's dentist tools.
All actors – Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Rosanna Arquette, Michael Clarke Duncan, Natasha Henstridge, Amanda Peet, Kevin Pollak, Harland Williams, Carmen Ferland, Serge Christianssens, Renee Madeline Le Guerrier, Jean-Guy Bouchard, Howard Bilerman, Johnny Goar, Deano Clavet, Stephanie Biddle, Charles Biddle Sr., Geoff Lapp, Gary Gold, Robert Burns, France Arbour, Sean Devine, Richard Jutras, Mark Camacho, Joanna Noyes, John Sanford Moore, Kent McQuaid, Mike Tsar, Rumer Willisshow all
“The Whole Nine Yards” Quotes 20 quotes
“- Oz Oseransky: Damn it, Jimmy. What the hell did you have to go and move in next door to me?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Oz, do you know what kind of soil they have in this back yard? I've been here two days and I've got little tomato plants...
- Oz Oseransky: Oh my God.”
“- Cynthia: You really meant it, didn't you? What you said?
- Oz Oseransky: About loving you? Of course! What did you think this was all about?
- Cynthia: Sex. I mean, great sex...”
“I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.”
“- Cynthia: Promise me something.
- Oz Oseransky: Anything.
- Cynthia: You'll go slow. I haven't made love in five years.
- Oz Oseransky: Neither have I. I've been married.”
“- Cynthia: Have you vomited recently?
- Oz Oseransky: A minute ago. I was just gonna brush my teeth.
- Cynthia: I'll wait.”
“Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup! Or maybe some of that special sauce you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.”
“You do this for me, and I give you your divorce. And if you don't do this for me, I swear I'll make your life so damn miserable it will make these past few years look like a pleasure cruise.”
“It's not important how many people I've killed. What's important is how I get along with the people who are still alive.”
“- Jill: Your wife is not a nice person.
- Oz Oseransky: You're expecting an arguement?”
“- Dave Martin: Don't do anything stupid.
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Dave Martin: You married Sophie.”
“I'm still a virgin. I mean I haven't killed anyone yet.”
“Everybody dies. Sooner or later.”