“Miss Congeniality” quotes(2000)
Plot – A serial killer announces that his next target will be the contest of Miss USA. The FBI decides to infiltrate an agent undercover among the competitors. Peevish Sandra Bullock has the right characteristics and comes as the replacement of Miss New Jersey, contested for having shot a porn movie. The organizers of the competition are initially against the inclusion of the agent but one of them is able to transform her achieving amazing results, although her bad temper remains unchanged. After the killer is captured by the organizers, the case is closed but the agent finds out something else.
All actors – Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine, Benjamin Bratt, Candice Bergen, William Shatner, Ernie Hudson, John DiResta, Heather Burns, Melissa De Sousa, Steve Monroe, Deirdre Quinn, Wendy Raquel Robinson, Asia De Marcos, Ken Thomas, Gabriel Folse, Christopher Shea, Mary Ashleigh Green, Cody Linley, Eric Ian Goldberg, Danny Kamin, Konstantin Selivanov, Mona Lee Fultz, Sergei Levtsuk, John Cann, Debbie Nelson, Don Cass, Laurie Guzda, Jimmy Graham, Rupert Reyes, Bernadette Nason, Stephen Bruton, Jessica Holcomb, Jennifer Gareis, Ellen H. Schwartz, Cassandra L. Small, Marco Perella, Cynthia Dorn, Catenya McHenry, Paige Bishop, Lucien Douglas, Georgia Foy, LeeAnne Locken, Pei-San Brown, Isamari White, Kimberly Crawford, Jamie Drake Stephens, Dyan Conner, Kelly Bright, Dee Dee Adams, Shana McClendon, Janie Terrazas, Holly Mills, Angela Van De Walle, Tarah Bartley, Farah White, Summyr Miller, Jessica Hale, Pam Green, , Deborah Abbott, Cynthia Aguiar, Shane Allison, Dustin Amy, Ricardo Azulay, Johnny Bartee, Whitney Blake, Fred Bothwell, Greg Bronson, Devin Carbaugh, Robert F. Cawley, Camille Chen, Brea Cola, Constance Dasse, Brian Decaro, Lisa Del Dotto, Jeremy Denzlinger, Troy Dillinger, Katy Dunlap, Dan Eggleston, Scott Grossman, Troy Harris, Kirby M. Hiscox, Nikki Martinez, Jennifer Matyear, Dawn McCoy, Brent Mitchell, Matthew S. Moffett, Nora J. Moore, Rana Morrison, Douglas M. Nelson, Trevor Doyle Nelson, Nita Rainwater, Mylinda Royer, Harry Santiago, Maverick Shaw, James Singleton, Spike Spencer, Hollie Stenson, Scott Swanson, Clint Tidwell, LaToya Ward, Wendy Wells-Gunkel, Michelle Yergershow all
“Miss Congeniality” Quotes 19 quotes
“It's lite beer, and she's gonna throw it up anyway.”
“- Gracie Hart: Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You're in big trouble.
- Eric Matthews: You look good wet.
- Gracie Hart: Shut up!”
“- Eric Matthews: You took your earpiece out! Vic needs you, now!
- Gracie Hart: Eric, I haven't slept in two days!
- Eric Matthews: I'll give you a cookie.
- Gracie Hart: [mumbling to herself] It better be a big one.”
“- Victor Melling: In place of friends and relationships, you have sarcasm and a gun!
- Gracie Hart: Oh, I have sarcasm? When every word that comes out of your mouth is dripping with disdain?
- Victor Melling: Ah! That is because I am a miserable, grumpy elitist and that works for me!
- Gracie Hart: You know what? I don't have relationships...” (continue)(continue reading)
“I'm sorry, what was the question? I was distracted by the half-masticated cow rolling around in your wide-open trap.”
“- Eric Matthews: Maybe we could have dinner, you know?
- Gracie Hart: What? You, like, asking me on a date?
- Eric Matthews: No! Just casual dinner... If we happen to have sex afterwards so be it!”
“In a way, America is like a big ship, and when we work together and respect each other, that's when the ship gets safely home.”
“- Kathy Morningside: New Jersey, as you know, there are many who consider the Miss United States Pageant to be outdated and anti-feminist. What would you say to them?
- Gracie Hart: Well, I would have to say: I used to be one of them. And then I came here and I realized that these women are smart, terrific people who are just trying to make a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Victor Melling: The interview is the single most important part of the pageant. It counts for 30 percent of your total score.
- Gracie Hart: What's the other 70 percent, cleavage?”
“- Victor Melling: By the way, what are you planning to do for your talent... sing, dance, chew with your mouth closed?
- Gracie Hart: I will do whatever you want me to do, Yoda.”