Theft quotes

“- Gang Leader: Give me the purse, ciego!
- Nick Parker: Are you sure it goes with your dress?”

Paul James Vasquez - Gang Leader
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker

“- Butch Cassidy: They got horses in Australia and thousands of miles of countryside that we can hide out in, and good climate. Nice beaches. You can learn to swim.
- The Sundance Kid: No. Swimming isn't important. What about the banks?
- Butch Cassidy: Very easy. Easy, ripe, and luscious.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“My Dad never bought me a Ferrari. I had to steal my first one.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Maybe we should've robbed a liquor store like everybody else.”
Richard Pryor - Zeke

“Mind if I test drive your Audi?”

Gary Busey - Joshua

“- Simone Clouseau: If I'm not being too nosy your highness, I read somewhere there was some dispute over the ownership of the Pink Panther.
- Princess Dala: It belongs to me. It was a gift from my late father. I shall never surrender it.
- Sir Charles Lytton: Why should you?
- Princess Dala: When the present government seized power, they claimed...” (continue)(continue reading)
Capucine - Simone Clouseau
Claudia Cardinale - The Princess
David Niven - Sir Charles Lytton

“Each theft is completely different and unique, classic in its conception.”
Peter Sellers - Insp. Jacques Clouseau

“I can understand someone wanting to steal a pair of boots - but one? Well, there it is.”
Sir Christopher Lee - Sir Henry

“I'm not shopping at this store - I'm robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
Margot Robbie - Harley Quinn

“If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.”
Sandra Bullock - Debbie Ocean

“I did steal the money, but they shouldn't have been surprised. I mean, we stole from all sorts of people. Shops, businesses, neighbours, family. Friends was just one more class of victim.”
Ewan McGregor - Renton

“- Frank Hamer: You ever think maybe there was something in Clyde... that made him steal that chicken in the first place?
- Henry Barrow: Maybe he was hungry. Maybe we were all hungry.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
William Sadler - Henry Barrow

“- Manager #1: He said he was armed.
- Manager #2: He had a gun.
- John Hunt: You saw it.
- Manager #2: Well, he was also sort of a gentleman.”

Larry Jack Dotson - Manager #1
Pam Dougherty - Manager #2
Casey Affleck - John Hunt

“- John Hunt: I figured out who he is.
- Maureen: And?
- John Hunt: He's a guy... who is old... but used to be young... and he just really loves robbing banks.
- Maureen: That's it?
- John Hunt: That's it.
- Maureen: Just like you're a guy... who's a cop... who's gonna catch him.”

Casey Affleck - John Hunt
Tika Sumpter - Maureen

“Good artists copy, great artists steal.”
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“I stole this watch when I was fourteen. I wanted it so much I could feel it in the pit of my stomach. So one day when I went to pick up some flint for my father's lighter, the owners back was turned, I picked it up and put it in my pocket. The thing was I had the money. Today I still do not know why I could not bare to pay for it.”

Elina Löwensohn - Anne Levels

“- Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
- Larry Wilson: We did!”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Peter Quill: This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
- Gamora: Why would they do that?
- Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
- Rocket: Dude!
- Drax: [awkwardly] Right... he didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.”
Chris Pratt - Peter Quill
Zoe Saldana - Gamora
Dave Bautista - Drax
Bradley Cooper - Rocket

“Outsiders? Are these the same outsiders who took the corn from our mouths when the potatoes went rotten in the ditches?”
Richard Harris - Bull' McCabe

“- Sgt. Downs: You guys stole most of your stuff from us anyway.
- Georgi Koshkin: All of it. We stole everything.”
Maury Chaykin - Sgt. Downs
Uri Gavriel - Georgi Koshkin

“- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
- Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
- Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
- Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo

“- John Nash: This is a group playing touch football. This is a flock of pigeons fighting over bread crumbs. And this is a woman chasing a man who stole her purse.
- Charles: John, you watched a mugging. That's weird.”

Russell Crowe - John Nash
Paul Bettany - Charles

“- Cliff: I don't want to keep it, I just want to borrow it for a while.
- Peevy: Clifford, when you borrow something and you don't tell nobody, they call that stealing, you know.”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Alan Arkin - Peevy

“- Sara 'Sway' Wayland: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?
- Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex while boosting cars?
- Sara 'Sway' Wayland: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.”
Angelina Jolie - Sara 'Sway' Wayland
Nicolas Cage - Memphis Raines

“- Dean: Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?
- Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
- Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?”

Jake Abraham - Dean
Victor McGuire - Gary