Theft quotes

“- Gang Leader: Give me the purse, ciego!
- Nick Parker: Are you sure it goes with your dress?”

Paul James Vasquez - Gang Leader
Rutger Hauer - Nick Parker

“- Butch Cassidy: They got horses in Australia and thousands of miles of countryside that we can hide out in, and good climate. Nice beaches. You can learn to swim.
- The Sundance Kid: No. Swimming isn't important. What about the banks?
- Butch Cassidy: Very easy. Easy, ripe, and luscious.”
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“My Dad never bought me a Ferrari. I had to steal my first one.”
Mel Gibson - Porter

“Maybe we should've robbed a liquor store like everybody else.”
Richard Pryor - Zeke

“I can understand someone wanting to steal a pair of boots - but one? Well, there it is.”
Sir Christopher Lee - Sir Henry

“I'm not shopping at this store - I'm robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
Margot Robbie - Harley Quinn

“If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.”
Sandra Bullock - Debbie Ocean

“I did steal the money, but they shouldn't have been surprised. I mean, we stole from all sorts of people. Shops, businesses, neighbours, family. Friends was just one more class of victim.”
Ewan McGregor - Renton

“- Frank Hamer: You ever think maybe there was something in Clyde... that made him steal that chicken in the first place?
- Henry Barrow: Maybe he was hungry. Maybe we were all hungry.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
William Sadler - Henry Barrow

“- Manager #1: He said he was armed.
- Manager #2: He had a gun.
- John Hunt: You saw it.
- Manager #2: Well, he was also sort of a gentleman.”

Larry Jack Dotson - Manager #1
Pam Dougherty - Manager #2
Casey Affleck - John Hunt

“- John Hunt: I figured out who he is.
- Maureen: And?
- John Hunt: He's a guy... who is old... but used to be young... and he just really loves robbing banks.
- Maureen: That's it?
- John Hunt: That's it.
- Maureen: Just like you're a guy... who's a cop... who's gonna catch him.”

Casey Affleck - John Hunt
Tika Sumpter - Maureen

“Good artists copy, great artists steal.”
Noah Wyle - Steve Jobs

“I stole this watch when I was fourteen. I wanted it so much I could feel it in the pit of my stomach. So one day when I went to pick up some flint for my father's lighter, the owners back was turned, I picked it up and put it in my pocket. The thing was I had the money. Today I still do not know why I could not bare to pay for it.”

Elina Löwensohn - Anne Levels

“- Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
- Larry Wilson: We did!”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Peter Quill: This is weird. We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear.
- Gamora: Why would they do that?
- Drax: Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
- Rocket: Dude!
- Drax: [awkwardly] Right... he didn't steal some of those. I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is.”
Chris Pratt - Peter Quill
Zoe Saldana - Gamora
Dave Bautista - Drax
Bradley Cooper - Rocket

“Outsiders? Are these the same outsiders who took the corn from our mouths when the potatoes went rotten in the ditches?”
Richard Harris - Bull' McCabe

“- Sgt. Downs: You guys stole most of your stuff from us anyway.
- Georgi Koshkin: All of it. We stole everything.”
Maury Chaykin - Sgt. Downs
Uri Gavriel - Georgi Koshkin

“- Lt. Serdman: I'd say you picked the wrong store to rob this time, pal.
- Franklin Laszlo: Excuse me, Lieutenant but I am not robbing this store.
- Lt. Serdman: I suppose that's a bag of donuts you got there right?
- Franklin Laszlo: They don't even serve donuts here, you should know that, you're a cop.”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo

“- John Nash: This is a group playing touch football. This is a flock of pigeons fighting over bread crumbs. And this is a woman chasing a man who stole her purse.
- Charles: John, you watched a mugging. That's weird.”

Russell Crowe - John Nash
Paul Bettany - Charles

“- Cliff: I don't want to keep it, I just want to borrow it for a while.
- Peevy: Clifford, when you borrow something and you don't tell nobody, they call that stealing, you know.”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Alan Arkin - Peevy

“- Sara 'Sway' Wayland: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?
- Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex while boosting cars?
- Sara 'Sway' Wayland: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.”
Angelina Jolie - Sara 'Sway' Wayland
Nicolas Cage - Memphis Raines

“- Dean: Whoa, whoa Kenny! What are you doing?
- Gary: I am trying to find out where they keep their money!
- Dean: You twat! Can't you see these people have got no money? They can't even afford new furniture! We've got the guns, whats the matter with you? Everytime we do a job, you have to go burning people's feet, whats wrong with you?”

Jake Abraham - Dean
Victor McGuire - Gary

“- Bryce Arbogast: You didn't pay taxes.
- Nina Brewster: On stolen money?
- Bryce Arbogast: I didn't hear that.”
Christopher McDonald - Bryce Arbogast
Queen Latifah - Nina Brewster

“- Samantha: I don't understand. You said you're not a cop.
- Jack Reacher: I'm not.
- Samantha: What's military police?
- Turner: It's different.
- Samantha: But... you stole this car.
- Turner: It's complicated.”
Danika Yarosh - Samantha
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher
Cobie Smulders - Turner

“That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.”

Mark Wahlberg - Charlie Croker