“Spy Hard” quotes

Movie Spy Hard
Title Spy Hard
Year 1996
Director Rick Friedberg
Genre Comedy, Action
Plot – Sex Defer is the fearless and elegant 0014 secret agent who has left his stormy job after the recent death of his colleague and girlfriend Victoria, murdered during a battle against his archenemy General Rancor. 15 years later, Defer is called back to service because General Rancor is still alive despite he has lost both his arms. Defer is sided by Veronique Ukrinsky, a beautiful and mysterious woman, and they pursue Rancor even in a convent of nuns, finally finding the criminal's refuge. A Russian professor is imprisoned there too: he's Ukrinsky, who has perfected a microchip to allow the villain to size the power. Defer tries to arrest him but Rancor leaves with a missile which explodes in the air. When his body falls back on the ground, General Rancor has lost his head too.
All actors – Leslie Nielsen, Nicollette Sheridan, Charles Durning, Marcia Gay Harden, Barry Bostwick, John Ales, Andy Griffith, Elya Baskin, Mason Gamble, Carlos Lauchu, Stephanie Romanov, Joyce Brothers
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  • “- Veronique Ukrinsky 'Agent 3.14': Oh, Dick, you came for me. Tell me, what...what's been happening?
    - Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40': Well, I've been doing a lot of soul searching, getting in touch with my inner child. And after careful consideration, well...I have decided that I love you.”

    Nicollette Sheridan - Veronique Ukrinsky 'Agent 3.14'
    Leslie William Nielsen - Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'
  • “Let me tell you about love, Veronique. Love is a dewdrop on a rose petal. Love is a drop of rain pure and shimmering and trembling. So moist, so wet. And those tiny little drops of love come together, gathering up grown buds, and fallen flowers, and dirt, and dung, and deer droppings, flowing faster and faster, outward to the sea, onward and...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Leslie William Nielsen - Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'
  • “- Kabul: Do you have lighter?
    - Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I only use matches.
    - Kabul: Does your mother know you smoke?
    - Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40': Yes. But I don't inhale.”

    John Ales - Kabul
    Leslie William Nielsen - Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'
  • Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster".
    Leslie William Nielsen - Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'