Smoking quotes
253 smoking quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: G.I. Jane
- C.O. Salem: What I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities! Does it?
- Jordan O'Neil: No, sir.
- C.O. Salem: "No, sir" what?
- Jordan O'Neil: The... (continue)(continue reading) - La trovi in Addiction and Actors
“My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.”
- From the movie: Carol
“Just when it can't get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.”
- From the movie: Johnny Dangerously
“Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! I’ve been thinking of taking up smoking, this clinches it.”
- From the movie: Midnight Run
“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.” - From the movie: Grumpier Old Men
“- Grandpa Gustafson: Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
- John Gustafson: Bacon.
- Grandpa Gustafson: Bacon!” - From the movie: Murder in the First
“- James Stamphill: Mister Young, we have got to talk. Would you like a cigarette?
- Henri Young: No thanks, that shit'll kill ya.” - From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.” - From the movie: Airplane!
“- Airport Steward: Smoking or non-smoking?
- Ted Striker: Smoking.” - From the movie: Double Take
“I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!”
- From the movie: The Blues Brothers
“- Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Fix the...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Heartbreak Ridge
“Sergeant, you get that contraband stokey out of my face, or I'll shove it up your ass so far you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it.”
- From the movie: Hillbilly Elegy
“I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.”
- From the movie: Witness for the Prosecution
“I have done an unethical thing. I have taken your cigar and I am not taking your case.”
- From the movie: Wild Strawberries
“There should be a law forbidding women to smoke.”
- From the movie: Queen of the Desert
“My cigar was finished. That's the end of the world.”
- From the movie: Gilda
- From the movie: Yesterday
“- Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
- Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?” - From the movie: Green Book
- From the movie: The Newton Boys
- From the movie: Good Luck Chuck
“I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”
- From the movie: Training Day
- From the movie: Whale Rider
“- Paikea: Maori women have got to stop smoking. We've got to protect our childbearing properties.
- Maka: You'd have to be smoking in a pretty funny place to wreck your childbearing properties.” - From the movie: Fargo
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