Smoking quotes

“My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.”
Katherine Heigl

“Just when it can't get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.”
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Grandpa Gustafson: Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
- John Gustafson: Bacon.
- Grandpa Gustafson: Bacon!”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson

“- James Stamphill: Mister Young, we have got to talk. Would you like a cigarette?
- Henri Young: No thanks, that shit'll kill ya.”

Christian Slater - James Stamphill
Kevin Bacon - Henri Young

“- Airport Steward: Smoking or non-smoking?
- Ted Striker: Smoking.”

Ted Chapman - Airport Steward
Robert Hays - Ted Striker

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
George Burns

“I have done an unethical thing. I have taken your cigar and I am not taking your case.”
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts

“There should be a law forbidding women to smoke.”
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

“My cigar was finished. That's the end of the world.”
Christopher Fulford - Winston Churchill

“Only frustrated people smoke too much and only lonely people are frustrated.”
Steven Geray - Uncle Pio

“- Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
- Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?”
Himesh Patel - Jack Malik
Joel Fry - Rocky

“- Dr. Donald Shirley: Could you put out the cigarette, please?
- Tony Lip: Why?
- Dr. Donald Shirley: I can't breathe back here.
- Tony Lip: What are you talkin' about? Smoke's going down my lungs. I'm doin' all the work here.”
Mahershala Ali - Dr. Donald Shirley
Viggo Mortensen - Tony Lip

“- Louise Brown: I thought you said you didn't smoke.
- Willis Newton: I didn't say I didn't smoke, I said it's a waste of time.”
Julianna Margulies - Louise Brown
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”

Lonny Ross - Joe

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Paikea: Maori women have got to stop smoking. We've got to protect our childbearing properties.
- Maka: You'd have to be smoking in a pretty funny place to wreck your childbearing properties.”
Keisha Castle-Hughes - Paikea
Mabel Wharekawa - Maka

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“Debbie, you wanna stay away form weed. You know it's gonna lead you into cigarettes.”

“- Penelope Lanier: Do you want some?
- Paul De Smedt: No, I don't smoke.
- Penelope Lanier: That doesn't mean you don't want some.”
Dakota Johnson - Penelope Lanier
Matthias Schoenaerts - Paul De Smedt

“- Hank Taylor: I'll buy you a cigar.
- J. Lester Chisholm: I don't like cigars.
- Hank Taylor: Don't you worry about it! I'll smoke it myself.”
Burgess Meredith - Hank Taylor
Charles Butterworth - J. Lester Chisholm

“Smokers. There's no excuse for smoking. Smoking is the equivalent to carrying around a salt lick, laced with a little bit of cyanide.”
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Kevin: Man, you don't smoke. Why you pretending'? You puttin' on a show for me Black?
- Chiron: Why you keep calling me that?
- Kevin: Black? That's my nickname for you. You don't like it?”
Jharrel Jerome - Kevin age 16
Ashton Sanders - Chiron

“- Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
- Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?”
Michael Cera - Evan
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in Heaven? I don't think so... I don't think so.”
Bill Borchardt - Mark's Uncle / Executive Producer