Smoking quotes

- C.O. Salem: What I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your goddamn fragile sensibilities! Does it?
- Jordan O'Neil: No, sir.
- C.O. Salem: "No, sir" what?
- Jordan O'Neil: The... (continue)(continue reading)
Scott Wilson - C.O. Salem
Demi Moore - Jordan O'Neill

“My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.”
Katherine Heigl

“Just when it can't get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.”
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! I’ve been thinking of taking up smoking, this clinches it.”
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.”
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Grandpa Gustafson: Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
- John Gustafson: Bacon.
- Grandpa Gustafson: Bacon!”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson

“- James Stamphill: Mister Young, we have got to talk. Would you like a cigarette?
- Henri Young: No thanks, that shit'll kill ya.”

Christian Slater - James Stamphill
Kevin Bacon - Henri Young

“- Irene: So I smoked some pot, what is that a crime?
- Agent Steve Parfitt, FBI: [hesitates] Uh-huh.”
Renee Zellweger - Irene
Danny Murphy - Agent Steve Parfitt

“- Airport Steward: Smoking or non-smoking?
- Ted Striker: Smoking.”

Ted Chapman - Airport Steward
Robert Hays - Ted Striker

“I'll roll you like a Philly blunt and smoke your bitch ass!”
Eddie Griffin - Freddy Tiffany

“- Elwood Blues: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
[a brief thinking pause while Jake attempts to light a cigarette]
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Fix the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues

“Sergeant, you get that contraband stokey out of my face, or I'll shove it up your ass so far you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
George Burns

“Here are the facts: When the smoke hits the brain, the cells start dying. This process causes impaired judgment and hallucinations and a lot of other wonderful things.”

Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“If you smoke when you're pregnant, they come out all spindly.”
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“I don’t give a rat fart what you’re smoking kid. If you think you’re hiding it honey you’re dumb as a bag of hair.”
Glenn Close - Mamaw

“I have done an unethical thing. I have taken your cigar and I am not taking your case.”
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts

“There should be a law forbidding women to smoke.”
Victor Sjöström - Dr. Eberhard Isak Borg

“My cigar was finished. That's the end of the world.”
Christopher Fulford - Winston Churchill

“Only frustrated people smoke too much and only lonely people are frustrated.”
Steven Geray - Uncle Pio

“- Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
- Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?”
Himesh Patel - Jack Malik
Joel Fry - Rocky

“- Dr. Donald Shirley: Could you put out the cigarette, please?
- Tony Lip: Why?
- Dr. Donald Shirley: I can't breathe back here.
- Tony Lip: What are you talkin' about? Smoke's going down my lungs. I'm doin' all the work here.”
Mahershala Ali - Dr. Donald Shirley
Viggo Mortensen - Tony Lip

“- Louise Brown: I thought you said you didn't smoke.
- Willis Newton: I didn't say I didn't smoke, I said it's a waste of time.”
Julianna Margulies - Louise Brown
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”

Lonny Ross - Joe

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo