Smoking quotes

“My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.”
Katherine Heigl

“- Grandpa Gustafson: Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
- John Gustafson: Bacon.
- Grandpa Gustafson: Bacon!”
Burgess Meredith - Grandpa Gustafson
Jack Lemmon - John Gustafson

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”
George Burns

“- Dr. Donald Shirley: Could you put out the cigarette, please?
- Tony Lip: Why?
- Dr. Donald Shirley: I can't breathe back here.
- Tony Lip: What are you talkin' about? Smoke's going down my lungs. I'm doin' all the work here.”
Mahershala Ali - Dr. Donald Shirley
Viggo Mortensen - Tony Lip

“- Louise Brown: I thought you said you didn't smoke.
- Willis Newton: I didn't say I didn't smoke, I said it's a waste of time.”
Julianna Margulies - Louise Brown
Matthew McConaughey - Willis Newton

“I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”

Lonny Ross - Joe

“- Jake: Why did you do this to me?
- Alonzo: Nobody told you to smoke that thing. You made the decision. Live with your decision. Ain't like I put a gun to your head.”

Ethan Hawke - Jake
Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“- Paikea: Maori women have got to stop smoking. We've got to protect our childbearing properties.
- Maka: You'd have to be smoking in a pretty funny place to wreck your childbearing properties.”
Keisha Castle-Hughes - Paikea
Mabel Wharekawa - Maka

“It's proven that second-hand smoke is carcin... you know, cancer related.”
Steve Buscemi - Carl Showalter

“Debbie, you wanna stay away form weed. You know it's gonna lead you into cigarettes.”

“- Penelope Lanier: Do you want some?
- Paul De Smedt: No, I don't smoke.
- Penelope Lanier: That doesn't mean you don't want some.”
Dakota Johnson - Penelope Lanier
Matthias Schoenaerts - Paul De Smedt

“Just when it can't get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.”
Cate Blanchett - Carol Aird

“- Hank Taylor: I'll buy you a cigar.
- J. Lester Chisholm: I don't like cigars.
- Hank Taylor: Don't you worry about it! I'll smoke it myself.”
Burgess Meredith - Hank Taylor
Charles Butterworth - J. Lester Chisholm

“Smokers. There's no excuse for smoking. Smoking is the equivalent to carrying around a salt lick, laced with a little bit of cyanide.”
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Kevin: Man, you don't smoke. Why you pretending'? You puttin' on a show for me Black?
- Chiron: Why you keep calling me that?
- Kevin: Black? That's my nickname for you. You don't like it?”
Jharrel Jerome - Kevin age 16
Ashton Sanders - Chiron

“- Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops.
- Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?”
Michael Cera - Evan
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell

“Do they smoke and have cigarettes up in Heaven? I don't think so... I don't think so.”
Bill Borchardt - Mark's Uncle / Executive Producer

“- Almásy: Could I have a cigarette?
- Hana: Are you crazy?
- Almásy: Why... why are you so determined to keep me alive?
- Hana: Because I'm a nurse.”
Ralph Fiennes - Almásy
Juliette Binoche - Hana

“- Tamiki Umezaki: My mother, she wonders if you brought your famous hat.
- Sherlock Holmes: The deerstalker? I've never worn one.
- Tamiki Umezaki: And a pipe?
- Sherlock Holmes: I prefer a cigar.”
Hiroyuki Sanada - Tamiki Umezaki
Sir Ian McKellen - Sherlock Holmes

“- Father: Hey! You're not allowed to smoke in here.
- Chopper: I'll smoke you.”
Leon Delaney - Father
John Dennis Johnston - Chopper

“- Banks: I'm the Daddy here, I run this wing. You pay yer dues like the rest. Payday, you deliver a quarter of your snout to Stripey 'ere, every week on the dot.
- Davis: I don't smoke.
- Banks: You fuckin' well do now, slag! There's no dolly mixtures here, poofter! I'm the Daddy and don't you ever forget it, right?”
John Blundell - Banks
Julian Firth - Davis

“Glenn Ford decided I should learn to smoke a cigar. I did and threw up. Then he put my cowboy hat under his horse to 'christen it'.”
Shirley MacLaine On Glenn Ford

“- Emil M. Antonowsky: Smoke?
- Dougy: Nah. You know those things'll kill you.
- Emil: Yeah. D'you wanna live forever?”
Paul McCrane - Emil M. Antonowsky
Neil Summers - Dougy

“Bless the saints! It's an ashtray! I’ve been thinking of taking up smoking, this clinches it.”
Maureen Stapleton - Ma Kelly

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand-new pack, smoke the shit out of that one.”
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey