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“My worst habit used to be smoking but I quit.”
“- Jonathan Mardukas: Come on, cigarettes are killers.
- Jack Walsh: So are women.”
“- Grandpa Gustafson: Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
- John Gustafson: Bacon.
- Grandpa Gustafson: Bacon!”
“- James Stamphill: Mister Young, we have got to talk. Would you like a cigarette?
- Henri Young: No thanks, that shit'll kill ya.”
“- Airport Steward: Smoking or non-smoking?
- Ted Striker: Smoking.”
“I have done an unethical thing. I have taken your cigar and I am not taking your case.”
“There should be a law forbidding women to smoke.”
“My cigar was finished. That's the end of the world.”
“- Jack Malik: It's times like this I wish I hadn't given up smoking. I could murder a cigarette.
- Rocky: Yeah. What's a cigarette?”
“I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”
“- Penelope Lanier: Do you want some?
- Paul De Smedt: No, I don't smoke.
- Penelope Lanier: That doesn't mean you don't want some.”
“Just when it can't get any worse, you run out of cigarettes.”
“Smokers. There's no excuse for smoking. Smoking is the equivalent to carrying around a salt lick, laced with a little bit of cyanide.”