“Hudson Hawk” quotes(1991)
Plot – Eddie Hawkins - also known as Hudson Hawk - is released from prison after serving ten years for theft and decides to avoid putting himself in the position of having to go back to prison. That's not easy for a man considered to be the greatest cat burglar in the world. He is greatly feared, but also admired for his expertise and he is therefore highly demanded by those planning a heist. It will not take long before a couple of elegant criminals, Darwin and Minerva Mayflower, turn to Eddie. The couple is eager to find a machine capable of turning lead into gold, using solar energy and alchemical salts. They turn to Eddie not only flattering him as the best of professional thieves around, but also threatening the life of Eddie's most trusted friend Tommy, in the event the "magician of theft" refuses to pull off the caper. Forced to face the mysterious and beautiful Anna Baragli, said to be a nun, and fearing to loose loyal Tommy, Eddie is induced to return to his dangerous profession, finding himself in the most daring of adventures, in order to satisfy the "wishes" of his enemies.
All actors – Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Andie MacDowell, James Coburn, Richard E. Grant, Sandra Bernhard, Donald Burton, Don Harvey, David Caruso, Andrew Bryniarski, Lorraine Toussaint, Burtt Harris, Frank Stallone, Carmine Zozzora, Stefano Molinari, Enrico Lo Verso, Remo Remotti, Giselda Volodi, P. Randall Bowers, Arthur M. Wolpinsky, Frank Page, Robert Vazquez, Michael Klastorin, Scott H. Eddo, John Savident, Lisa Matthews, John Lucantonio, Antonino Iuorio, Courtenay Semel, Massimo Ciprari, Douglas Brian Martin, Steven M. Martin, Leonardo Cimino, Giangiacomo Colli, Frank Welker, William Conradshow all
“Hudson Hawk” Quotes 29 quotes
“I want to do community service; I want to teach the handicapped how to yodel.”
“Darwin, this is supposed to be torture, not therapy.”
“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
“If Da Vinci was alive today, he'd be eating microwave sushi, naked, in the back of a Cadillac with the both of us.”
“- Hudson Hawk: Those better be tears you're crying, Tommy.
- Tommy Five-Tone: They are!”
“- Darwin Mayflower: The last ingredient in the recipe is Da Vinci's model of a helicopter...
- Minerva Mayflower: ...on display for three days only at the Louvre in Paris.
- Hudson Hawk: As opposed to the Louvre in Wisconsin?
- Darwin Mayflower: Shut up, you're going to make me lose my place!”
If the Mario brothers weren't New Jersey's third-largest crime family, I'd say, "Kiss my ass". But considering your status, I will say "Slurp my butt".
“I just want to be happy. And happiness comes from the achievement of goals. It's just that when you've made your first billion by the age of nineteen, it's hard to keep coming up with new ones. But now, finally, I've got myself a new goal... World domination!”
“- Hudson Hawk: What's with all these stones in people's backyard?
- Tommy Five-Tone: That is called ruins...”
“History, tradition, culture... are not concepts! These are trophies I keep in my den as paperweights! The chaos we will cause with this machine will be our final masterpiece!”
“- Anna Baragli: It doesn't mean I don't love you.
- Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! You love me! It's your job! You probably love Butterfinger over there.
- Anna Baragli: In a weird sort of Catholic way, I do.”
“- Hudson Hawk: Anna, we're supposed to be saving you.
- Anna Baragli: I know. I got bored so I saved myself.”
“Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July.”
“- Hudson Hawk: Fettucini con fungi porcinni. Prego. And bring me a bottle of ketchup, will ya?
- Anna Baragli: You heard him.
- Waiter: Ketchup! Ketchup! Stupid Americanos, always ketchup...”
“I feel like a dolphin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? I must speak with the dolphins now.”
“I'll torture you so slowly, you'll think it's a career.”
“- Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
- Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Bialowski? I can get you an address on that, if you want.”