“Zapped!” quotes

Movie Zapped!
Title Zapped!
Year 1982
Director Robert J. Rosenthal
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Fantasy
Plot – Two friends, Barney and Peyton, stand out in the crowd of their high school. The first is a nerd who does experiments in the botany laboratory in his free time; the other is a playboy who is always chasing after girls. By chance, the young scientist comes into possession of a strange substance that gives him telekinetic powers which allow him to move objects using only his mind. His friend would like to use the discovery to make some money, for example by breaking the bank of the roulette in a gambling house, but Barney, after initially being fascinated by the proposal, withdraws from the risky and dishonest operation. Between one telekinesis event and another, the boys carry on their relationships with two girls who can't believe their luck to be dating people destined to become famous. During Prom, Barney's powers create many troubles until he randomly gets hit in the head and looses them. The only one who is not bothered by his loss is his girlfriend.
All actors – Scott Baio, Willie Aames, Robert Mandan, Felice Schachter, Scatman Crothers, Roger Bowen, Mews Small, Greg Bradford, Hilary Beane, Sue Ane Langdon, Heather Thomas, Hardy Keith
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  • “- Walter J. Coolidge: Dexter, keep this to yourself, okay?
    - Dexter Jones: Always do! I got a file in my head two feet thick 'bout a whole lotta things you do that I keep to myself.”

    Robert Mandan - Walter J. Coolidge
    Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones
    [Tag:secrets, talking]
  • “Barn, sometimes life is like an onion. When you peel it, it makes you cry.”
    Willie Aames - Peyton Nichols
    [Tag:crying, life]
  • “- Dexter Jones: Mr. Einstein! I'm feeling strange. Someone's putting some shit on my mind.
    - Albert Einstein: Sounds like too many chili dogs, Dex. Have to learn to relax!”

    Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones
    Jan Leighton - Albert Einstein
    [Tag:food, mind, stupidity]
  • “- Rose Burnhart: There was marijuana there! I saw it!
    - Walter J. Coolidge: I think you smoked it, Miss Bernhardt.”

    Sue Ane Langdon - Rose Burnhart
    Robert Mandan - Walter J. Coolidge
    [Tag:drugs, seeing, smoking]
  • “Alan, take your finger outta your nose. What'd I tell you about that shit? Now suck it!”
    Scatman Crothers - Dexter Jones
    [Tag:manners, nose]
  • “- Peyton Nichols: So how does the world look through cracked glasses?
    - Bernadette: Cracked.”

    Willie Aames - Peyton Nichols
    Felice Schachter - Bernadette
    [Tag:seeing, world]