Stupidity quotes

“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid.”
Amy Adams

“Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.”
William Pierson - Marko the Mailman

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Art Evans - Lt. Bender
Bill Pullman - Earl
Clarence Felder - Lt. Walters

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
Hedy Lamarr

“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
Lindsay Duncan - Evelyn Adler

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
Sammy Davis Jr.

“The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.”

Quentin Tarantino - Chester (segment "The Man from Hollywood")

“Don’t throw effort after foolishness.”
Kirk Douglas - Spur

“If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.”
Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“This glue is for sticking my model airplanes together, not sticking up your noses! Buy your own bloody glue!”
Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis

“There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”
Bill Cosby

“Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.”
Steve Martin - Davis

“The only thing you respect is stupidity.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield

“Only a fool wants what he can not have.”
Sir Sean Connery - King Arthur

“- Janet Mackensie: Perhaps you can help me, your Lordship. Six months, I have applied for my hearing aid and I am still waiting for it.
- Judge: My dear madame. Considering the rubbish that is being talked nowadays, you are missing very little.”
Una O'Connor - Janet MacKenzie
Francis Compton - Judge

“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
Jim Carrey - Dr. Ivo Robotnik

“- Nathan Detroit: I have been running the crap game since I was a juvenile delinquent.
- Miss Adelaide: Speaking of chronic conditions, happy anniversary.”
Frank Sinatra - Nathan Detroit
Vivian Blaine - Miss Adelaide

“- David Larrabee: I feel so stupid I could kill myself.
- Sabrina Fairchild: You'll be all right in a minute.”
William M. Holden - David Larrabee
Audrey Hepburn - Sabrina Fairchild

“The first thing you've got to learn about this ship is that she was designed by geniuses to be run by idiots.”
Fred MacMurray - Lt. Tom Keefer

“Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.”

Chris Pratt - Peter Quill