Stupidity quotes

“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid.”
Amy Adams

“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
Jim Carrey - Dr. Ivo Robotnik

“Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.”
William Pierson - Marko the Mailman

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Art Evans - Lt. Bender
Bill Pullman - Earl
Clarence Felder - Lt. Walters

“- Rufus T. Firefly: You do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
- Ambassador Trentino: What?!
- Rufus T. Firefly: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
Hedy Lamarr

“- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
- Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
Lindsay Duncan - Evelyn Adler

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
Sammy Davis Jr.

“I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.”
James Caan

“We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.”
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels

“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.”
Tracey Walter - Miller

“The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.”

Quentin Tarantino - Chester (segment "The Man from Hollywood")

“Don’t throw effort after foolishness.”
Kirk Douglas - Spur

“If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.”
Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“He's like tripendicular, ya know?”
Deborah Foreman - Julie Richman

“American voters want their leaders to be dumber than they are. They figure they'll do less harm that way.”
Sam Waterston - Jack Edwards

“This glue is for sticking my model airplanes together, not sticking up your noses! Buy your own bloody glue!”
Huw Ceredig - Fatty Lewis

“There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
Linda Blair - Officer Sue Perman

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”
Bill Cosby