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“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
“I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid.”
“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
“Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.”
“Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.”
“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”
“- Rufus T. Firefly: You do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
- Ambassador Trentino: What?!
- Rufus T. Firefly: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.”
“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
“I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.”
“We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.”
“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.”
“Don’t throw effort after foolishness.”
“If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.”
“Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.”
“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”
“Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!”
“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”
“- Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!
- Bob Wiley: Well, I'll be quiet.
- Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin: I'll be peace!”
“Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.”