Stupidity quotes

“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid.”
Amy Adams

“You know what the problem is with being the smartest person in the world? Everyone else seems stupid!”
Jim Carrey - Dr. Ivo Robotnik

“Don't forget, I'm half human. So that 50% of me that's stupid that's 100% you.”

Chris Pratt - Peter Quill

“Remember, just because the krauts are dumb doesn't mean that they're stupid.”
William Pierson - Marko the Mailman

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Art Evans - Lt. Bender
Bill Pullman - Earl
Clarence Felder - Lt. Walters

“- Rufus T. Firefly: You do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
- Ambassador Trentino: What?!
- Rufus T. Firefly: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
Hedy Lamarr

“- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
- Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
Lindsay Duncan - Evelyn Adler

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
Sammy Davis Jr.

“I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid.”
James Caan

“We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option.”
Dustin Hoffman - Sam Daniels

“Well, that's their own stupidity, I should have been there. Well, darkness is the absence of light, and the stupidity in that instance was the absence of me.”

Douglas Urbanski - Larry Summers

“The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.”
Tracey Walter - Miller

“I want a girl who's smart, a girl who can teach me things. I hate stupid women. You know why? You marry a stupid girl, you have stupid kids. You don't believe me? Follow a stupid kid home and see if somebody stupid don't answer the door.”
Jerome Benton - Tricky

“The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.”

Quentin Tarantino - Chester (segment "The Man from Hollywood")

“- Teddy: This is my age! I'm in the prime of my youth, and I'll only be young once!
- Chris: Yeah, but you're gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.”
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“Don’t throw effort after foolishness.”
Kirk Douglas - Spur

“If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.”
Jeremy Piven - Dean Kansky

“Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport.”
Philip Bosco - Judge Flatt

“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”

Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon

“Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!”

Ethel Merman - Mrs. Marcus

“You know, I thought you were stupid, friend. But I underestimated you; you're a total freakin' retard!”

Dennis Hopper - Deacon