“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
Stupidity quotes
550 stupidity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
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“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
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“I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid.”
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“- Verge: Why are they always so stupid?
- Jack: Who's stupid?
- Verge: All the women you killed, strike me as seriously unintelligent.
- Jack: I've also killed men.
- Verge: But you only talk about the stupid women. Unless you think all women are stupid.
- Jack: Well, the stories I've told were selected at random, but...
- Verge: You feel...” (continue) (continue reading)
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- Simple: Why do you always have to be so cruel? I'm not completely stupid.
- Jack: That fucking depends on your definition of "completely".
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“- Katherine Valentine: How can a society so advanced, so scientific, be so stupid?
- Tom Natsworthy: Well, no more stupid than people today.”
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“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”
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“- Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
- Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.”
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And the avarice... the avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue". Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is... stupid, stupid, stupid!
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“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
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“Intelligence doesn't threaten me. Stupidity does.”
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“- Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
- Larry Wilson: We did!”
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“- Goon, aka Rocky: What, you think I'm retarded or something?
- Billy Brown: Yeah Goon, sometimes I really think you are.”
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“- Milo: I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.
- Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
- Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a looney for a father.”
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“- Carly Jones: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...
- Nick Jones: One of 'em took a swing at me.
- Carly Jones: You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
- Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
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“You're in food preservatives? What a gas.”
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