Stupidity quotes

“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
Sammy Davis Jr.

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.”
Bill Cosby

“- Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
- Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.”
Chris Evans - Steve Rogers
Sebastian Stan - Bucky Barnes

And the avarice... the avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue". Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is... stupid, stupid, stupid!
Jim Carrey - Grinch

“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“Intelligence doesn't threaten me. Stupidity does.”
Bill Paxton - Elliot Vaughn

“- Richard Parker: What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
- Larry Wilson: We did!”
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson

“- Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
- Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.”
Victor McGuire - Gary
Lenny McLean - Barry the Baptist

“- Goon, aka Rocky: What, you think I'm retarded or something?
- Billy Brown: Yeah Goon, sometimes I really think you are.”
Kevin Corrigan - Rocky the Goon
Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“- Milo: I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a looney. A looney up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.
- Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
- Milo: He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a looney for a father.”
William Bronder - Milo Pressman
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp

“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Art Evans - Lt. Bender
Bill Pullman - Earl
Clarence Felder - Lt. Walters

“- Carly Jones: I don't believe this. You steal a car and it's my fault. You evade arrest and it's the cops' fault...
- Nick Jones: One of 'em took a swing at me.
- Carly Jones: You get kicked out of the house, it's Mom and Dad's fault. You lose your football scholarship and it's the coach's fault! You can't keep a job for more than two weeks...” (continue) (continue reading)
Elisha Cuthbert - Carly Jones
Chad Michael Murray - Nick

- Shredder: Babies! They're babies!
- Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?
- Shredder: They are stupid!
- Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants.
François Chau - Shredder
David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry

“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
- Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
Penelope Cruz - Valentina Valencia
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...”
Tom Cruise - David Aames

“You're in food preservatives? What a gas.”
Wayne Newton - Wayne Newton

“- Never Wears Bra: You lucky, Smoking Fox. White Knife all man. Bravest of all braves.
- Smoking Fox: Not brave. Foolish. I want to be wife, not widow.”
Jackie Sandler - Never Wears Bra
Julia Jones - Smoking Fox

“- Pop Girl: You make me look like a fool in front of my family!
- Cassie Holmes: Don't worry. You won't remember a thing.”

Xiaolu Li - Pop Girl
Dakota Fanning - Cassie Holmes

“- Rufus T. Firefly: You do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
- Ambassador Trentino: What?!
- Rufus T. Firefly: I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.”

Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino

“I feel like a Kentucky Fried idiot.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“- Bebop: We got to keep our eyes out for intruders.
- Rocksteady: Well what do intruders look like?
- Bebop: Anybody that’s not a big pig or a rhino.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Bebop
Stephen Farrelly - Rocksteady

“- Tommy aka White Knife: Any of you handsome brothers ready to go steal a big hunk of gold?
- Chico: I'm ready.
- Ramon: I'm hungry.
- Danny: I'm drunk.
- Lil' Pete: And I'm Lil Pete.”
Adam Sandler - Tommy
Terry Crews - Chico
Rob Schneider - Ramon
Luke Wilson - Danny

“You're lazy and you're stupid. Do you think God is going to save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.”
Paul Dano - Eli Sunday

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
Hedy Lamarr

“- Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
- Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.”
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold