“- Lt. Bender: Give the bag to Bozo, drop the gun and put your hands in the air!
- Earl Mott: Who said that?
- Lt. Walters: This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.
- Lt. Bender: It's the police department!”
Stupidity quotes
555 stupidity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“Never get on the bad side of small-minded people who have a little authority.”
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“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.”
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“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
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“I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are naive or stupid.”
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“The less a man makes declarative statements, the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.”
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“Don’t throw effort after foolishness.”
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“Careless is what you are, Randal. Careless and stupid; and now you're sorry, too.”
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“You can talk about my tits or my ass, but don't call me dumb.”
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“The only thing you respect is stupidity.”
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“Maybe the truth is that when a man does nothing all his life, it leaves him too much time to think. And thinking too much makes him... makes him stupid.”
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“- Donald Horner: Do you think my mother bore a complete halfwit?
- Emily Walters: Is there such a thing as a complete halfwit?”
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“- Hank: So who's your chief, little Injun?
- Jesse Pinkman: What? What does that even mean?
- Hank: It means I think your story's bullshit. I think you know who Tuco Salamanca was. I think your car was there because you were there. Tuco had a bullet in him when I got there and I think you know something about that, too.
- Jesse Pinkman: So...” (continue) (continue reading) -
“Even if you're an idiot, I don't see why you want to die so young.”
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“- Verge: Why are they always so stupid?
- Jack: Who's stupid?
- Verge: All the women you killed, strike me as seriously unintelligent.
- Jack: I've also killed men.
- Verge: But you only talk about the stupid women. Unless you think all women are stupid.
- Jack: Well, the stories I've told were selected at random, but...
- Verge: You feel...” (continue) (continue reading)
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- Simple: Why do you always have to be so cruel? I'm not completely stupid.
- Jack: That fucking depends on your definition of "completely".
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“- Katherine Valentine: How can a society so advanced, so scientific, be so stupid?
- Tom Natsworthy: Well, no more stupid than people today.”
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“It's a shame that I didn't marry someone who was my intellectual equal.”
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“- Steve Rogers: Don't do anything stupid until I come back.
- Bucky Barnes: How can I? You're taking all the stupid with you.”
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And the avarice... the avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue". Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is... stupid, stupid, stupid!
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“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
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“Intelligence doesn't threaten me. Stupidity does.”
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