Drugs quotes

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
John Hardwick

“I’m sorry, coffee’s out of the question. When I moved to California I promised my mother that I wouldn’t start doing drugs.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

- Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
- Judge: Excuse me?
- Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid... (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Moondog
Jo Marie Payton - Judge

“We’re gonna get Gabriel Martin Lorea. Head of one of the biggest drug cartels. I’ve got estimates he’s got over 75 million dollars in cash.”
Oscar Isaac - Santiago 'Pope' Garcia

“It turns all your badfeelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare!”

Tim Meadows - Sam

“- Angel: Poppy, would you pass the sugar, please?
- Poppy: Okay, but it's really bad for you. Eight times more addictive than cocaine. Five times more likely to cause death. But it's legal. So, you go ahead, knock yourself out. Don't get me started on tobacco and alcohol. Peddle that stuff and you're in Fortune 500. But me? No! I'm out here...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Benedict Knight - Angel
Julianne Moore - Poppy

“I've never done drugs. That's because I saw this stuff literally every day when I was 3 or 4 years old.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?”
Redman - Jamal King

“Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Ordell Robbie: You know you smoke too much of that shit, that shit gonna rob you of your own ambition.
- Melanie Ralston: Not if your ambition is to get high and watch TV...”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Bridget Fonda - Melanie Ralston

“- Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire?
- John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.”
Paul Gleason - Richard Vernon
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“- Raoul Duke: Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
- Hitchhiker: No.
- Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Tobey Maguire - Hitchhiker

“- Cheryl: Well, after you left, he started getting into drugs and stuff. Things got really bad when he...
- Jack Spade: Well, what? Cheryl, come on!
- Cheryl: He started wearing gold chains, Jack.
- Jack Spade: Oh, God, no!”
Dawnn Lewis - Cheryl
Keenen Ivory Wayans - Jack Spade

“Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Shit. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for.”
Jason Schwartzman - Ross

“Well, to begin with, nobody, and I mean nobody, can talk a junkie out of using. You can talk to them for years but sooner or later they're gonna get ahold of something. Maybe it's not dope. Maybe it's booze, maybe it's glue, maybe it's gasoline. Maybe it's a gunshot to the head. But something. Something to relieve the pressures of their everyday...” (continue)(continue reading)
Matt Dillon - Bob

“You got your rich dilettante square-ass who dabbles now and then and always has enough money to run off to the Riviera if he feels he's fucking around to the danger point. Street junkies hate these pricks, but they're always suckers, and their money makes them tolerable. Then you got your upper-middle-class Westchester preppies... same as the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jim Carroll

“The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance.”
Johnny Depp - George Jung

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”
Bob Saget - Cocaine Addict

“- Sara Goldfarb: How come you know more about medicine than a doctor?
- Harry Goldfarb: Believe me, Ma: I know.”
Ellen Burstyn - Sara Goldfarb
Jared Leto - Harry Goldfarb

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... well, because it's awesome.
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Larry Kroger: I won't go schizo, will I?
- Dave Jennings: It's a distinct possibility.”

Tom Hulce - Larry Kroger
Donald Sutherland - Dave Jennings

- Saul Silver: This is like if that "Blue Oyster" shit met that "Afghan Kush" I had and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy "Northern Light" stuff I had and the "Super Red Espresso Snowflake" met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked... this would the shit that they birthed.
- Dale Denton: [smells the... (continue)(continue reading)
James Franco - Saul Silver
Seth Rogen - Dale Denton

“- Igby: It's incredible that a human being can make such neat, little joints.
- Sookie: You make it sound as if I'm anal or something, just because I know how to roll a perfect joint.”
Kieran Culkin - Igby
Claire Danes - Sookie

“- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Are you perchance a nurse?
- Lila: No, I used to be a junkie.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?
- Lila: You're the doctor.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.”
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten
Jennifer Edwards - Lila