Drugs quotes

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.”
John Hardwick

- Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
- Judge: Excuse me?
- Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid... (continue)(continue reading)
Matthew McConaughey - Moondog
Jo Marie Payton - Judge

“We’re gonna get Gabriel Martin Lorea. Head of one of the biggest drug cartels. I’ve got estimates he’s got over 75 million dollars in cash.”
Oscar Isaac - Santiago 'Pope' Garcia

“It turns all your badfeelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare!”

Tim Meadows - Sam

“I've never done drugs. That's because I saw this stuff literally every day when I was 3 or 4 years old.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?”
Redman - Jamal King

“- Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your dope was on fire?
- John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.”
Paul Gleason - Richard Vernon
Judd Nelson - John Bender

“- Raoul Duke: Oh, shit. I forgot about the beer. You want one?
- Hitchhiker: No.
- Raoul Duke: How 'bout some ether?”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Tobey Maguire - Hitchhiker

“You got your rich dilettante square-ass who dabbles now and then and always has enough money to run off to the Riviera if he feels he's fucking around to the danger point. Street junkies hate these pricks, but they're always suckers, and their money makes them tolerable. Then you got your upper-middle-class Westchester preppies... same as the...” (continue)(continue reading)

Leonardo DiCaprio - Jim Carroll

“Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?”
Bob Saget - Cocaine Addict

On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... well, because it's awesome.
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jordan Belfort

“- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Are you perchance a nurse?
- Lila: No, I used to be a junkie.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?
- Lila: You're the doctor.
- Dr. Irving Finegarten: Oh, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.”
Robert Preston - Dr. Irving Finegarten
Jennifer Edwards - Lila

“The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke

“- Joe: I've got Viagra.
- Myrtle: Oh yeah? Well I’ve got mace.”
Tyler Perry - Joe
Cicely Tyson - Myrtle

“- Dante: Dr. Shakalu brought my some crazy Zimbabwe weed that turns you into a deer.
- Alex: You do know that lions eat deer, right?
- Dante: That’s true kid. Doctor, we gotta be careful.”
Peter Dante - Dante
Allen Covert - Alex

“All I want for Christmas, Santa, is two fat bitches, 2 bags a weed and 2 bags of chips to give to the fat bitches.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Joe: So you got a plan tonight, or what?
- Hubbs: Fuck yeah, I got a plan, man. I got a radically hellacious plan! First, we get a shitload of tall cans, right? Them, an eight-ball... no... quarter O-Z. Fifth of Jack, just to take the edge off, then we spark up the thick, burlacious ganja-bud, get those chicks all horn-dogged out.
- Joe: Hubbs...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Kopelow - Joe
Bradford Tatum - Hubbs

“Cocaine is America's cup of coffee.”
Richard Masur - Prison Librarian

“- Uncle Elroy: Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?
- Craig: I don't know. I must have... shit.
- Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?
- Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you.
- Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time.
- Suga: Mr. Nasty Time!
- Uncle Elroy: Mr. Nasty...” (continue)(continue reading)

Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy
Ice Cube
Kym Whitley - Craig Jones

“- Cesar Toban: Do you have pictures of your kids?
- Jack Stevens: What?
- Cesar Toban: I need to see them. I'll also need their names and the names of their schools. We are trusting you with millions of dollars of coke, Mr. Stevens. Without your children, there is no deal.”
Dan Ferro - Cesar Toban
Charles Noland - Jack Stevens

“What the fuck is wrong with all y'all? Selling drugs to each other, 'cause ya damn sure ain't selling them in Beverly Hills. Killing yourselves, and for what? Make ya feel like a man? Or does it make ya dick hard? Punk motherfuckers.”

Denzel Washington - Nick Styles

“He never did... anything that was... illegal... unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.”

Rodger Bumpass - Hanover Fiste

“I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children grow gills.”
Parker Posey - Mary

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke