“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Drugs quotes
626 drugs quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“I've never done drugs. That's because I saw this stuff literally every day when I was 3 or 4 years old.”
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“- Uncle Elroy: Negro, what the hell you doing with my woman?
- Craig: I don't know. I must have... shit.
- Uncle Elroy: Suga? What the hell you doing with my nephew?
- Suga: I'm sorry, baby. I thought it was you.
- Uncle Elroy: Come on, baby. I'm faded, feeling X-rated. It's Mr. Nasty Time.
- Suga: Mr. Nasty Time!
- Uncle Elroy: Mr. Nasty...” (continue) (continue reading) -
“- Julian: I hear you telling your friends to come over here and you're gonna smoke some weed.
- Vicky: No, no.
- Julian: That alakazam?
- Vicky: Julian, I'm talking about like, a... you know, like a magic trick. Abracadabra!
- Julian: I know you're talking about smoking weed. Don't lie to me. That's against the rules, I'm telling my mom.
- Vicky...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“- Ray: For God's sake! For some reason you're always shooting down my dreams.
- Frenchy: Because you get the kind of dreams people get after putting opium in their brownies.”
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“My drugs are everywhere. They were never my thing, but here I am, running the biggest drug cartel in the world.”
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“I want to confess... everything.”
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“- Dr. Eve Saks: None of those drugs have been approved by the FDA.
- Ron Woodroof: Screw the FDA. I'm gonna be DOA.”
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“I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.”
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“- Papo: You guys sure killed a lot of people for a little money.
- Gill: People? Who gives a fuck about people like that? Or people like you for that matter.
- Papo: Oh, I get it. Dealers of death. Who cares about people that sells drugs to eight-year-olds? Hey man, you expect them to work at Burger King making 3.75 an hour? I pay them 200...” (continue) (continue reading) -
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“- Jake: Will you take drugs with me and go to a kid's birthday party?
- Lainey: I literally thought you'd never ask.”
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“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”
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“- Ginger: It's just a little weed. Well, maybe not such a little. How 'bout, six trash bags full?
- Sarah: Six bags full? Like that?
- Ducky: Don't be mad, be glad.”
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“- Les: So you got any New Year resolutions, Princess Di?
- Diane: Yes.
- Les: What are they?
- Diane: To stop dating my dealer.
- Les: Now why would you do that? With me you get the whole package: sex and drugs.”
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“- Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
- Mitch Kramer: No, not on me, man.
- Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.”
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“- David Clark: Brad, I almost got killed over this shit twice.
- Brad Gurdlinger: Look, I'm not gonna be an asshole about this. I got two tons of premium weed, and yes you got Chacon pinched in the process, which is a huge win for team Brad. So how about we shake hands and call it even?
- David Clark: You were never gonna pay me, were you?
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“- Audrey Griswold: Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
- Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?
[reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana]”
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“These chemicals have taken over my life! I don't have a life! I have a half-life!”
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“- Felix Cortez: What would you say if I promised you that I would reduce the cocaine shipments to your country by half?
- James Cutter: I'd say you were using too much of your own product.”
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