“Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.”
George Burns

“The older one gets the more one comes to resemble oneself.”
Maurice Chevalier

“- Dame Olga: I want to look 25 at tonight's ball. What do you suggest?
- Mandy: A time machine?”
Joanna Lumley - Dame Olga
Minnie Driver - Mandy

“I'm 49 years old. Admittedly, I could get away with 44, 41, maybe 38. But when you hit 50 they don't hire you anymore. It's like they can smell 50.”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Lord Caversham: You are 36.
- Lord Arthur Goring: Shh! Father! I only admit to 32.”
John Wood - Lord Caversham
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring