“I believe sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
Steve Martin movie quotes
Steve Martin Movies/Cartoons
Baby Mama
The Pink Panther
Cheaper by the Dozen 2
Shopgirl
Bringing Down the House
Cheaper by the Dozen
Bowfinger
The Out-of-Towners
Fantasia 2000
The Prince of Egypt
The Spanish Prisoner
Sgt. Bilko
Father of the Bride...
Mixed Nuts
HouseSitter
Leap of Faith
L.A. Story
Father of the Bride
Grand Canyon
My Blue Heaven
Parenthood
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
Planes, Trains &...
Roxanne
¡Three Amigos!
Little Shop of Horrors
All of Me
The Lonely Guy
The Man with Two Brains
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
The Jerk
The Muppet Movie
Steve Martin movie quotes, phrases and lines
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“You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.”
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“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You have something against books?
- Hannah Stubbs: I have nothing about books! I am curious about the books in your trunk.
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You see, I was thinking of writing my story, so I bought this one on how to do it.
- Hannah Stubbs: Why do you need 25 copies of it?
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli:...” (continue) (continue reading) -
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“The most exciting game on the midway! Imagine the thrill of getting your weight guessed by a professional! You can blow up your cheeks, you can stick out your chest, but you're not going to fool the guesser.”
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“- Miss Piggy: You mad, impetuous thing, it's champagne!
- Insolent Waiter: Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.”
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- Neal Page: Let me close this conversation by saying that you are one unique individual.
- Del Griffith: Unique... what's that, Latin for "asshole"?
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“Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!”
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“All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on it with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“I am in orbit around you, I am suspended weightless over you like the blue man in the Chagall, hanging over you in a delirious kiss.”
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“- Dr. Brandon: Dr. Beckerman was murdered in Europe - you know that.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Exactly. Not only is he dead, he's six thousand miles away.”
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“- Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
- Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.” -
“When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall.”
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“Nothing's gonna make it go away, until someone changes something, which is not going to happen. I can't pretend it isn't there because that it is a lie, and when art lies, it becomes worthless.”
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“The shoes, right? The shoes are tragic!”
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- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: There it is, darling. Your new home. The House of Hfuhruhurr.
- Dolores: What are those assholes doing on the porch?
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Those aren't assholes. It's pronounced "azaleas". -
“- Nicole: Would you like me to stay behind and help you?
- Clouseau: That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation.”
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- Peter Sanderson: I message for you. Howie says “The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game”.
- Charlene Morton: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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“For one dollar, I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.”
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“- Rigby Reardon: Are you all right, Carlos?
- Carlos Rodriguez: It's all right. It's just a bullet. My wife Carmelita will suck it out.”
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