“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
Clint Eastwood

“In Hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterward that causes the problems.”
Shelley Winters

“Are you married or happy?”

Moe Howard - Moe

- Mrs. de Winter: Our marriage is a success, isn't it? A great success? We're happy, aren't we? Terribly happy? If you don't think we are happy, it would be much better if you didn't pretend. I'll go away.
- "Maxim" de Winter: How can I answer you when I don't know the answer myself? If you say we're happy, let's leave it at that.
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Laurence Olivier - "Maxim" de Winter

“Get ahold of a wedding ring and you can swing right over the fence. Just get into a good suit of clothes, shave, go on, go ahead, what do they call it? The pursuit of happiness?”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu