“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Marriage quotes
1093 marriage quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.”
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“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
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“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
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My marriage license reads, "To whom it may concern".
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“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”
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“With a second marriage, you keep your fingers crossed and you act optimistic. Somebody did say that a second marriage is a victory of hope over experience.
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“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
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“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
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“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
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“- Rocky Balboa: How did you get so tough?
- Adrian: I live with a fighter.” -
“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
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“- Doolittle Lynn: Mr. Webb, me and Loretta are fixin' to get married, if it's alright with you.
- Ted Webb: Go ask Clary.
- Doolittle Lynn: Mrs. Webb, me and Loretta is thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow.
- 'Clary' Webb: Go ask Ted.
- Loretta Lynn: Doolittle, what are you doin'?
- Doolittle Lynn: Ted says go ask Clary; Clary says go ask Ted...” (continue) (continue reading) -
“- Julianne Potter: Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... crème brûlée for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want crème brûlée , he wants something else.
- Kimberly Wallace: What does he want?
- Julianne Potter: Jello.
- Kimberly Wallace: Jello?!...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
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“Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe.”
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“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”
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“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
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“- Kate Reynolds: How can you do that?
- Jack Campbell: What?
- Kate Reynolds: Look at me like you haven't seen me every day for the last 13 years.”
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“There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career. ”
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“Personally I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.”
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