Marriage quotes

“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Shelley Winters

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.”
Cher

“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“- Brogan-Moore: Touching isn't it? The way he counts on his wife.
- Sir Wilfrid: Yes, like a drowning man clutching at a razor blade.”
John Williams - Brogan-Moore
Charles Laughton - Sir Wilfrid Roberts

“- Nick Parker: Hal, come here. We have to talk
- Annie as Hallie: Okay shoot.
- Nick Parker: Okay, honey... I want to know what you think about making Meredith part of the family?
- Annie as Hallie: Part of our family?
- Nick Parker: Yeah.
- Annie as Hallie: I think it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really.
- Nick Parker: You do? Really?...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Lisa Ann Walter - Chessy

“I was in love too. My wife wanted to spend the rest of our lives together. She wanted to get married, we did. She wanted to have kids, we did. She wanted to spend the rest of our lives together and did in each other arms, we did.”
Debra Winger - Emmett Humbird

“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
Clint Eastwood

My marriage license reads, "To whom it may concern".
Mickey Rooney

“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”

J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“With a second marriage, you keep your fingers crossed and you act optimistic. Somebody did say that a second marriage is a victory of hope over experience.”

Natalie Wood

“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
Kelly Rowland

“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
Myrna Loy

“- Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
- Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
- Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like...” (continue)(continue reading)

Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham
Annette Bening - Carolyn Burnham

“The only way to learn a language properly, in fact, is to marry a man of that nationality. You get what they call in Europe a 'sleeping dictionary.' Of course, I have only been married five times, and I speak seven languages. I'm still trying to remember where I picked up the other two.”
Zsa Zsa Gabor

“May you never steal, lie, or cheat, but if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows, and if you must lie, lie with me all the nights of my life, and if you must cheat, then please cheat death because I couldn't live a day without you.”

Dominique McElligott - Bride

“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
Djimon Hounsou

“- Rocky Balboa: How did you get so tough?
- Adrian: I live with a fighter.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Talia Shire - Adrian

“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
Cathy Ladman

“- Doolittle Lynn: Mr. Webb, me and Loretta are fixin' to get married, if it's alright with you.
- Ted Webb: Go ask Clary.
- Doolittle Lynn: Mrs. Webb, me and Loretta is thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow.
- 'Clary' Webb: Go ask Ted.
- Loretta Lynn: Doolittle, what are you doin'?
- Doolittle Lynn: Ted says go ask Clary; Clary says go ask Ted...” (continue)(continue reading)

Tommy Lee Jones - Doolittle Lynn
Levon Helm - Ted Webb
Phyllis Boyens-Liptak - Clary' Webb
Sissy Spacek - Loretta Lynn

“- Julianne Potter: Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... crème brûlée for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want crème brûlée , he wants something else.
- Kimberly Wallace: What does he want?
- Julianne Potter: Jello.
- Kimberly Wallace: Jello?!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Cameron Diaz - Kimberly Wallace

“You want to know the secret to a happy marriage? Do what I do. Plaster on a fake smile, plow through the next half century, sit back, relax, and wait for the sweet embrace of death!”
Rob Corddry - Mac

“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
Shirley MacLaine - Katharine Richelieu

“Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe.”
Anthony Quinn - Alexis Zorba

“The man I bought it from explained to me that, when a husband gives
it to his wife, they become two halves of the same person.
Nothing can separate them... not even death.”

Sir Kenneth Branagh - Roman Strauss

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy