“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
Marriage quotes
1070 marriage quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.”
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“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
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“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
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My marriage license reads, "To whom it may concern".
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“With a second marriage, you keep your fingers crossed and you act optimistic. Somebody did say that a second marriage is a victory of hope over experience.
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“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
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“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
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“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
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“My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
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“- Julianne Potter: Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... crème brûlée for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want crème brûlée , he wants something else.
- Kimberly Wallace: What does he want?
- Julianne Potter: Jello.
- Kimberly Wallace: Jello?!...” (continue) (continue reading)
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“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”
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“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
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“There is no reason why marriage should necessarily compel an actress to forego her career. ”
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“Personally I know nothing about sex, because I've always been married.”
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“God, what was the theme of this wedding? Easter at Elton John’s house?”
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“- Stan Laurel: You'll be fine, Babe. Just lay off the horses, and don't get married again.
- Oliver Hardy: Oh, I didn't tell you. I proposed to Lucille.”
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“I'm never getting married again. I'm just going to find a woman I don't like and buy her a house.”
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“- Prince Don Fabrizio Salina: In your opinion, what should I say?
- Father Pirrone: The wish to found a Christian family is agreeable to the Church. Our Lord's presence at the marriage...
- Prince Don Fabrizio Salina: Let's keep to the point. I want to talk about this marriage, not the one at Cana, much less about marriage in general.” -
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“My mother had fled an arranged marriage, left her whole world behind, but in my father's lighthouse, she had found something unexpected. And my father found the love of his life.”
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“- Wang Chi-Yang: What do you know of marriage? What do you know of women?
- Wang Ta: Sir, what did you know of marriage and women when you married my mother?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father and married the woman he chose for me.”
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“- Anne Larson: You know, I spent my honeymoon by the sea 12 years ago.
- Cecile: Did you like it? I mean, the place?
- Anne Larson: Yes, I liked both it and the place.”
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“- Anne Larson: Are you studying now?
- Cecile: During vacation?
- Anne Larson: Well, you're going to take your examinations again, in October?
- Cecile: Why? Raymond never got a diploma.
- Anne Larson: Yes, but he worked hard, made quite a bit of money.
- Cecile: Well, if it's all gone, I'm sure they'll always be a man to take care of me. And...” (continue) (continue reading)
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