Marriage quotes
1105 marriage quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.”
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.”
“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
- From the movie: Made in Heaven
“I was in love too. My wife wanted to spend the rest of our lives together. She wanted to get married, we did. She wanted to have kids, we did. She wanted to spend the rest of our lives together and did in each other arms, we did.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
My marriage license reads, "To whom it may concern".
- From the movie: Spider-Man 2
“Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“With a second marriage, you keep your fingers crossed and you act optimistic. Somebody did say that a second marriage is a victory of hope over experience.”
- La trovi in Actors in real life
“When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg.”
- From the movie: American Beauty
“- Lester Burnham: Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus.
- Carolyn Burnham: Your father seems to think this kind of behavior is something to be proud of.
- Lester Burnham: And your mother seems to prefer that I go through life like...” (continue)(continue reading) - La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
- From the movie: Leap Year
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Some of the reason why you have so many divorces is that we tend to get married, most of the time, not for ourselves, but for others, or for how it looks to others.”
- From the movie: Rocky III
“- Rocky Balboa: How did you get so tough?
- Adrian: I live with a fighter.” “My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.”
- From the movie: Coal Miner's Daughter
“- Doolittle Lynn: Mr. Webb, me and Loretta are fixin' to get married, if it's alright with you.
- Ted Webb: Go ask Clary.
- Doolittle Lynn: Mrs. Webb, me and Loretta is thinkin' about gettin' married tomorrow.
- 'Clary' Webb: Go ask Ted.
- Loretta Lynn: Doolittle, what are you doin'?
- Doolittle Lynn: Ted says go ask Clary; Clary says go ask Ted...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: My Best Friend's Wedding
“- Julianne Potter: Okay, you're Michael, you're in a fancy french restaurant, you order... crème brûlée for dessert, it's beautiful, it's sweet, it's irritatingly perfect. Suddenly, Michael realizes he doesn't want crème brûlée , he wants something else.
- Kimberly Wallace: What does he want?
- Julianne Potter: Jello.
- Kimberly Wallace: Jello?!...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Heartbreak Kid
- From the movie: Rumor Has It...
“Life is short, but marriage is long, so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.”
- From the movie: Zorba the Greek
“Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe.”
- From the movie: Dead Again
“The man I bought it from explained to me that, when a husband gives
it to his wife, they become two halves of the same person.
Nothing can separate them... not even death.” - From the movie: Face/Off
“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“I've only slept with the men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?”
- From the movie: Family Man
“- Kate Reynolds: How can you do that?
- Jack Campbell: What?
- Kate Reynolds: Look at me like you haven't seen me every day for the last 13 years.”
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