“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”
Joan Rivers

“I hope I never get so old I get religious.”
Ingmar Bergman

“In love, women are professionals, men are amateurs.”
François Truffaut

“The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper pictures of the garbage.”
George Carlin

“I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public.”
George Carlin