“Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.”
Andrew Sachs

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”
Woody Allen

“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
George Burns

“Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!”
Matt Frewer

“On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.”
Woody Allen