“Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse” quotes

Movie Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Title Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse
Year 2015
Director Christopher Landon
Genre Comedy, Horror, Action
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Plot – Three young boy scouts discover the true meaning of friendship on the eve of their last excursion.
All actors – Tye Sheridan, Logan Miller, Joey Morgan, Sarah Dumont, David Koechner, Halston Sage, Cloris Leachman, Niki Koss, Hiram A. Murray, Lukas Gage, Drew Droege, Patrick Schwarzenegger
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  • “Who's gonna save them? The police? They're gone. The military? They're not coming, either. Guys we're the last line of defense. And so what? Maybe we look like dorks in these uniforms. And maybe we're a big joke to everyone at school. But tonight, we're gonna show them what being a real Scout's all about. So, are we just gonna stand here with...” (continue)(continue reading)

    Logan Miller - Carter Grant
  • “- Ben: Carter, stop agitating them.
    - Carter: What? I need a new profile pic.”

    Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
    Logan Miller - Carter Grant
  • “All right, scouts. Let's kick some zombie ass!”
    Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
  • “We're fine! Everything's under control!”

    Joey Morgan - Augie Foster
    [Tag:fighting, zombie]
  • “It's the zombie apocalypse! Come on, we're scouts! We're trained for this!”
    Joey Morgan - Augie Foster
  • “- Ben: That's Scout Leader Rogers!
    - Carter: He looks like shit!
    - Augie: I set him on fire.
    - [everyone looks at him]
    - Augie: He tried to eat me!”

    Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
    Logan Miller - Carter Grant
    Joey Morgan - Augie Foster
    [Tag:fire, survival, zombie]
  • “- Ben: What is that?
    - Augie: It's a bomb.
    - Carter: What are you, the Taliban?”

    Tye Sheridan - Ben Goudy
    Joey Morgan - Augie Foster
    Logan Miller - Carter Grant
    [Tag:sarcasm, weapons]
  • “I touched them! I don't think they were real!”

    Logan Miller - Carter Grant
    [Tag:breast, zombie]