Sarcasm quotes
250 sarcasm quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Other Guys
- From the movie: Suicide Squad
“Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?”
- From the movie: Anger Management
- From the animation: Soul
“-22: I just use this voice because it annoys people.
-Joe: It’s very effective.” - From the movie: Avengers: Age of Ultron
“- Bruce Banner: Tony, this might not be the time.
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.” - From the movie: X-Men: Apocalypse
“Always the same, and now all this. No more stones. No more spears. No more slings. No more swords. No more weapons! No more systems! No more! No more superpowers... So much faith in their tools, in their machines. You can fire your arrows from the Tower of Babel, but you can never strike God!”
- From the movie: Friday after Next
“- Moly: Oh, no, no guns. You are top-flight unarmed security guards.
- Craig Jones: What about walkie talkies?
- Day-Day: And some flashlights. In case we catch some girl giving up some head right in the back behind the trash cans, I could come back there with the flashlight and catch her.
- Moly: You guys are supposed to be big, tough guys....” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Glory
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
- Roger: You cause anal leakage.
- Peter: It says so on the bag.
- Roger: What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?” - From the movie: Friday after Next
“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ” - From the movie: The Ladies Man
- From the movie: Bridge of Spies
“- Wolfgang Vogel: You treat us as stooges for the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
- James Donovan: Can we just call them 'the Russians' and save time?” - From the movie: Can't Buy Me Love
“- Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindy Mancini.
- Chuckie Miller: Cindy Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
- Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
- Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.” - From the TV Series: Seinfeld
- From the TV Series: Riverdale
“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
- From the animation: Animal Crackers
“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…”
- From the animation: Animal Crackers
“The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.”
- From the TV Series: The Big Bang Theory
- From the TV Series: The Big Bang Theory
- From the TV Series: New Girl
“I can’t go to jail! I’m too sarcastic for the white gangs!”
- From the TV Series: Friends
“Ross, just for my own peace of mind, you’re not married to any more of us are you?”
- From the movie: Downton Abbey
“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
- From the movie: Our Brand Is Crisis
- From the movie: London Has Fallen
“- SAS SGT: There's more than 100 terrorists in there!
- Mike Banning: Yeah? Well, they should've brought more men.” - From the movie: Grandma
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