Sarcasm quotes

“- Allen Gamble: Hey, I didn't know you can dance.
- Terry Hoitz: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, okay.
- Allen Gamble: You learned to dance like that sarcastically?
- Terry Hoitz: Yeah, I guess.”
Will Ferrell - Allen Gamble
Mark Wahlberg - Terry Hoitz

“-22: I just use this voice because it annoys people.
-Joe: It’s very effective.”
Jamie Foxx - Joe
Tina Fey - 22

“Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?”

Margot Robbie - Harley Quinn

“- Bruce Banner: Tony, this might not be the time.
- Tony Stark: Really? That's it? You just rollover, show your belly, every time somebody snarls?
- Bruce Banner: Only when I've created a murder bot.”
Mark Ruffalo - Bruce Banner
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark

“- Moly: Oh, no, no guns. You are top-flight unarmed security guards.
- Craig Jones: What about walkie talkies?
- Day-Day: And some flashlights. In case we catch some girl giving up some head right in the back behind the trash cans, I could come back there with the flashlight and catch her.
- Moly: You guys are supposed to be big, tough guys....” (continue)(continue reading)

Maz Jobrani - Moly
Ice Cube - Craig Jones
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.
- Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too. ”
Maz Jobrani - Moly
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“Sarcasm is anger's uglycousin.”
Jack Nicholson - Dr. Buddy Rydell

“- Wolfgang Vogel: You treat us as stooges for the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
- James Donovan: Can we just call them 'the Russians' and save time?”
Sebastian Koch - Wolfgang Vogel
Tom Hanks - James B. Donovan

“- Ronald Miller: I'm going to a party. John Richmond's, with Cindy Mancini.
- Chuckie Miller: Cindy Mancini? Senior, captain of the cheerleaders, most beautiful girl in the history of this county?
- Ronald Miller: That's her. Well, I'm late, gotta bolt.
- Chuckie Miller: Bolt? Something stinks in suburbia.”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller

“Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.”
Cole Sprouse - Jughead Jones

“Always hard to find, like love, Waldo, a good Chinese restaurant…”
Danny DeVito - Chesterfield

“The only surprise I like is to not be surprised.”
Wallace Shawn - Mr. Woodley

“Okay, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d rather swim butt-naked across the Ganges with a paper cut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.”
Kunal Nayyar - Raj Koothrappali

“I would have been here sooner but the bus kept stopping for other people to get on it.”
Jim Parsons - Sheldon Cooper

“I can’t go to jail! I’m too sarcastic for the white gangs!”
Jake Johnson - Nick Miller

“Ross, just for my own peace of mind, you’re not married to any more of us are you?”
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.”
Maggie Smith - Violet Crawley

“- Pat Candy: Jane Bodine.
- Jane: Pat.
- Pat Candy: So, what you're doing here? I thought you retired, or gave up or something.
- Jane: What happened to your hair?
- Pat Candy: So you still got a great sense of humor.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Pat Candy
Sandra Bullock - Jane

“- SAS SGT: There's more than 100 terrorists in there!
- Mike Banning: Yeah? Well, they should've brought more men.”
Bryan Larkin - SAS Lieutenant
Gerard Butler - Mike Banning

“- Sage: You know, you have a real anger problem.
- Elle Reid: No, no, I don't. I have an asshole problem. When people are assholes, I get angry.”
Julia Garner - Sage
Lily Tomlin - Elle Reid

“Mediocre, Morsov! Mediocre!”

Josh Helman - Slit

“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”

Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Judy Hopps: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your sad, miserable life?
- Nick Wilde: It does, 100%.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Judy Hopps
Jason Bateman - Nick Wilde

“So not knowing who we're meeting tonight is gonna make me extra effective. That's okay, I get it. I got shit to do. You'll probably be fine. why don't I go get you a nice dress to be buried in? Dumb ass.”
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper