“The Wedding Ringer” quotes

Movie The Wedding Ringer
Title The Wedding Ringer
Year 2015
Director Jeremy Garelick
Genre Comedy
Plot – A manager suggests his best friend to break his engagement, but then he falls for the same girl. Now he has to test his friendship and his new love story.
All actors – Kevin Hart, Josh Gad, Affion Crockett, Kaley Cuoco, Jorge Garcia, Dan Gill, Corey Holcomb, Ken Howard, Colin Kane, Cloris Leachman, Jenifer Lewis, Alan Ritchson
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  • “- Doug Harris: I don’t know what to do. I told her that I have a best man lined up.
    - Edmundo: The truth is always the best.
    - Doug Harris: Well, what if the truth just isn’t an option?”

    Josh Gad - Doug Harris
    Ignacio Serricchio - Edmundo
    [Tag:marriage, truth]
  • “- Jimmy: I provide best man services for guys who lack in such areas.
    - Doug Harris: So, I'm not alone?
    - Jimmy: Alone? No! I run a very profitable business because of guys like you! How many weddings were in the US last year?
    - Doug Harris: 2.4 million!
    - Jimmy: That means 2.4 million grooms! You think each and everyone of them has someone as...” (continue)
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    Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
    Josh Gad - Doug Harris
  • “God created the world in seven days. We gotta do a whole lot more in a lot less time!”

    Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
  • “- Doug Harris: Did you really mean what you said back there? Am I really your friend?
    - Jimmy: Of course I meant it.
    - Doug Harris: Does that mean you don't want my money then?
    - Jimmy: Of course I wants this money! I earned it!”

    Josh Gad - Doug Harris
    Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
    [Tag:friendship, money]
  • “I've got a bad feeling about this plane.”

    Jorge Garcia - Lurch
    [Tag:flight, movie]
  • “- Jimmy: This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
    - Doug Harris: Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.”

    Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
    Josh Gad - Doug Harris
  • “I want my real life to be as fun as the one I made up!”
    Josh Gad - Doug Harris
    [Tag:desire, life, lying]
  • “You're anybody's friend for a price, but nobody's when it counts.”

    Josh Gad - Doug Harris
  • “- Bad Best Man: And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...
    - Jimmy: No...
    - Bad Best Man: They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...
    - Jimmy: Holy fucking shit.”

    Josh Peck - Bad Best Man
    Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan