Weapons quotes

“Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“We need to control the bullets. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars. If a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there'd be no more innocentbystanders. People would think before they killed somebody.”
Chris Rock - Himself

“- James Stamphill: Did you kill Rufus McCain?
- Henri Young: I was the weapon, but I ain't no killer.”
Christian Slater - James Stamphill
Kevin Bacon - Henri Young

“Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher.”
Ice Cube - Darius Stone

“- Andrew Young: Hey, what you needguns for?
- Angry Marcher: The Bible says an eye for an eye, reverend.
- Andrew Young: Yeah?
- Angry Marcher: I'm sick of this shit!”
André Holland - Andrew Young
Dexter Tillis - Angry Marcher

“- Rooster Cogburn: Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?
- Mattie Ross: It belonged to my father, he carried it bravely in the war, and I intend to kill Tom Chaney with it if the law fails to do so.
- Rooster Cogburn: Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross

“- Matthew 'Matt' Farrell: You probably shouldn't antagonize them, since they have all the loaded guns.
- Lucy Gennario McClane: Will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em.”

Justin Long - Matthew 'Matt' Farrell
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane

“I guess a Beretta in the butt beats a butterfly in a boot, huh?”
Denzel Washington - Nick Styles

“Yes they had weapons! You think there's a script for fighting a war without pissing somebody off? Follow the rules and nobody gets hurt? Yes, innocent people probably died. Innocent people always die but I did not exceed my orders.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Childers

“You fools! Do you think with your crosses and your wafers you can destroy me? Me! You do not know how many men have come against me. I am the king of my kind! You have accomplished nothing, Van Helsing. Time is on my side.”

Frank Langella - Dracula

“- Nick Rael: Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.
- Amarante Cordova: It's the same as money.”
Tony Genaro - Nick Rael
Carlos Riquelme - Amarante Cordova

“They say that 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”
Eddie Izzard

“Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“If you know what's good for you, take those weapons home and burn them! And then think... think of this country and of the law that makes it what it is. Think of a world crying for this very law! And maybe you'll understand why you ought to guard it.”
Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“- Lt. Col. Hal Moore: I think you oughta get yourself an M-16.
- Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying on the ground.”
Mel Gibson - Lt. Col. Hal Moore
Sam Elliott - Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley

“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”

Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“- Rooster Cogburn: When's the last time you saw Ned Pepper?
- Emmett Quincy: I don't remember any Ned Pepper.
- Rooster Cogburn: Short feisty fella, nervous and quick, got a messed-up lower lip.
- Emmett Quincy: That don't bring nobody to mind. A funny lip?
- Rooster Cogburn: Wasn't always like that, I shot him in it.
- Emmett Quincy: In the...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn
Jeremy Slate - Emmett Quincy

“If more guns make people safer, then America would be one of the safest countries in the world. It isn't. It's the opposite.”
Canadian - Himself

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“- Bennett: We heard shots. What happened?
- Paul Kersey: I sent them a message.”
Martin Balsam - Bennett
Charles Bronson - Paul Kersey

“- Kay: We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
- Jay: We ain't got time for this cover-up bullshit! I don't know whether or not you've forgotten, but there's an Arquillian Battle Cruiser that's about to...
- Kay: There's always an Arquillian Battle Cruiser, or a Corillian Death Ray, or an intergalactic plague that is about to wipe...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“That is strength, boy! That is power! The strength and power of flesh! What is steel, compared to the hand that wields it?”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“In the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not...” (continue)(continue reading)

William Smith - Conan's Father

“- Inspector Slimane: When one can't use guns, one must work with brains.
- Commissioner Janvier: I prefer guns!
- Inspector Slimane: In your case, honest sir, such a preference is unavoidable.”
Joseph Calleia - Inspector Slimane
Paul Harvey - Commissioner Janvier

“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker