Weapons quotes

“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How do you want it, dog? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How do you think he got there?”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“Heavy is good, heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work you can always hit them with it.”

Rade Serbedzija - Boris the Blade

“Now would you stand aside before I shoot myself?”

Paul McGann - The Doctor

“Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Bruce Campbell - Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Evil Dead series)

“The only spooks I'm afraid of are the ones with guns.”

Roger Guenveur Smith - Rhodie

“Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“Always the same, and now all this. No more stones. No more spears. No more slings. No more swords. No more weapons! No more systems! No more! No more superpowers... So much faith in their tools, in their machines. You can fire your arrows from the Tower of Babel, but you can never strike God!”

Oscar Isaac - Apocalypse

“You know who's going to inherit the Earth? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other. That's the secret to survival. Never go to war. Especially with yourself.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”
Alan Ladd - Shane

“We need to control the bullets. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars. If a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. People would think before they killed somebody.”
Chris Rock - Himself

“Come on Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.”
Catherine Mary Stewart - Regina Belmont

“- Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
- Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
- Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Slide
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs
Casey Affleck - Cole Howard

“- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: Hey, Peppin. I see you got Charley Crawford down there with you.
- Sheriff George Peppin: Yeah, that's right, Bonney. We got a whole...
[Bonney goes to the window and shoots Charley Crawford]
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: Hey, Peppin. Charley Crawford's not with you anymore.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney
Craig Erickson - Sheriff George Peppin

“- James Stamphill: Did you kill Rufus McCain?
- Henri Young: I was the weapon, but I ain't no killer.”
Christian Slater - James Stamphill
Kevin Bacon - Henri Young

“Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher.”
Ice Cube - Darius Stone

“The warrior uses whatever is closest to hand.”

Mako - James Chan

It's in moments like this that I think of my father's last words. Which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!".
Lance Henriksen - Chains Cooper

“- Andrew Young: Hey, what you need guns for?
- Angry Marcher: The Bible says an eye for an eye, reverend.
- Andrew Young: Yeah?
- Angry Marcher: I'm sick of this shit!”
André Holland - Andrew Young
Dexter Tillis - Angry Marcher

“- Rooster Cogburn: Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?
- Mattie Ross: It belonged to my father, he carried it bravely in the war, and I intend to kill Tom Chaney with it if the law fails to do so.
- Rooster Cogburn: Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross

“- Allan Quatermain: Would you like to learn to shoot?
- Tom Sawyer: I can already.
- Allan Quatermain: I saw. Very American. Fire enough bullets and hope to hit the target.”
Sir Sean Connery - Allan Quatermain
Shane West - Tom Sawyer

“- Matthew 'Matt' Farrell: You probably shouldn't antagonize them, since they have all the loaded guns.
- Lucy Gennario McClane: Will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em.”

Justin Long - Matthew 'Matt' Farrell
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane

“The sound of the gunshot was very different from the sound of the fireworks and even at six years old I knew that was a big, big difference. And there was a lot of blood. And in his left hand he held a note that was sealed. I don't know why, but I took the note and I put it in my pocket. I always said it was an accident. It wasn't an accident....” (continue)(continue reading)

Matt Damon - Edward Wilson

“I guess a Beretta in the butt beats a butterfly in a boot, huh?”
Denzel Washington - Nick Styles

“Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than the Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov