Weapons quotes

“You know I'm surgical with this bitch, Jake. How do you want it, dog? Closed casket? Remember that fool in the wheelchair? How do you think he got there?”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo

“You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“We need to control the bullets. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars. If a bullet cost five thousand dollars, there'd be no more innocentbystanders. People would think before they killed somebody.”
Chris Rock - Himself

“- Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
- Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
- Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go...” (continue)(continue reading)
Eddie Murphy - Slide
Ben Stiller - Josh Kovacs
Casey Affleck - Cole Howard

“- James Stamphill: Did you kill Rufus McCain?
- Henri Young: I was the weapon, but I ain't no killer.”
Christian Slater - James Stamphill
Kevin Bacon - Henri Young

“Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher.”
Ice Cube - Darius Stone

“The warrior uses whatever is closest to hand.”

Mako - James Chan

It's in moments like this that I think of my father's last words. Which were: "Don't son, that gun is loaded!".
Lance Henriksen - Chains Cooper

“- Andrew Young: Hey, what you needguns for?
- Angry Marcher: The Bible says an eye for an eye, reverend.
- Andrew Young: Yeah?
- Angry Marcher: I'm sick of this shit!”
André Holland - Andrew Young
Dexter Tillis - Angry Marcher

“- Rooster Cogburn: Why, by God, girl, that's a Colt's Dragoon! You're no bigger than a corn nubbin, what're you doing with all this pistol?
- Mattie Ross: It belonged to my father, he carried it bravely in the war, and I intend to kill Tom Chaney with it if the law fails to do so.
- Rooster Cogburn: Well, this'll sure get the job done if you can...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Wayne - Rooster Cogburn
Kim Darby - Mattie Ross

“- Matthew 'Matt' Farrell: You probably shouldn't antagonize them, since they have all the loaded guns.
- Lucy Gennario McClane: Will you just take a minute and dig deep for a bigger set of balls, 'cause you're gonna need 'em.”

Justin Long - Matthew 'Matt' Farrell
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Lucy Gennaro McClane

“I guess a Beretta in the butt beats a butterfly in a boot, huh?”
Denzel Washington - Nick Styles

“Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than the Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

Not every situation calls for your patented approach of "shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two".

Kevin Kline - President Grant

“Yes they had weapons! You think there's a script for fighting a war without pissing somebody off? Follow the rules and nobody gets hurt? Yes, innocent people probably died. Innocent people always die but I did not exceed my orders.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Childers

“You fools! Do you think with your crosses and your wafers you can destroy me? Me! You do not know how many men have come against me. I am the king of my kind! You have accomplished nothing, Van Helsing. Time is on my side.”

Frank Langella - Dracula

“- Nick Rael: Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.
- Amarante Cordova: It's the same as money.”
Tony Genaro - Nick Rael
Carlos Riquelme - Amarante Cordova

“They say that 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”
Eddie Izzard

“Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.”
George C. Scott - Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson

“So, what's the procedure when you have a gun to your head? What's the fucking procedure when you have a gun to your head?”

Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton

“If you know what's good for you, take those weapons home and burn them! And then think... think of this country and of the law that makes it what it is. Think of a world crying for this very law! And maybe you'll understand why you ought to guard it.”
Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“Now would you stand aside before I shoot myself?”

Paul McGann - The Doctor

“- Lt. Col. Hal Moore: I think you oughta get yourself an M-16.
- Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley: Sir, if the time comes I need one, there'll be plenty lying on the ground.”
Mel Gibson - Lt. Col. Hal Moore
Sam Elliott - Sgt. Maj. Basil Plumley

“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”

Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius