Breast quotes

“I don't now if I'd recommend surgery - Women's bodies are beautiful - I've had a love/hate relationship with my breasts my whole life.”
Pamela Anderson

“My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for Visual Effects. And I have two of them.”

Raquel Welch

“God, you can see her bra right through her shirt. Like totally accidental, I'm sure.”

Heather McComb - Michelle

“They let their towels drop to the floor. His eyes explored every inch of her glistening wet body. Her eyes explored every inch of his... muscled torso. He took her in his arms. Her breasts squashed against him like ripe pomegranates.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“You may think you have the worst taste in men, but you don't... I do. My grade school boyfriend left me for someone with boobs, my high school boyfriend Charlie left me for... well, someone without any boobs.”
Monica Potter - Amanda

“Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe

“- Harker: But Lucy, I'm British!
- Lucy: But so are these!”

Steven Weber - Harker
Lysette Anthony

“- Walt Tenor: What's a three-letter word for man's best friend?
- April Mercedes: Tit?”
Greg Kinnear - Walt Tenor
Eva Mendes - April Mercedes

“- Dave: I don't like that dress.
- Sue: You've liked it every other time I've worn it.
- Dave: Your breasts! Every other time you wore it, your breasts weren't making their debut.
- Sue: This is the way the designer intended the dress to be worn.”

Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“- Mimi: Anyone wanna help me pick some strawberries?
- Kurt: Nope, but I'll give you a hand with those melons!”

Lauren Gros - Mimi
Adam Devine - Kurt

“- Bradley Fine: Is he dangerous?
- Susan Cooper: Only if you have boobs.”

Jude Law - Bradley Fine
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Michelle Flaherty: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
- Jim Levenstein: I want to feel your boobs.
- Michelle Flaherty: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.”
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It's like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22...
- Courtney: Buy some new ones!”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“I ain't fiddlin' with no cow titties. I'm a city girl!”
June Squibb - Kate Grant

“- Sarah Sellinger: Mummy... when am I going to get breasts?
- Margaret Sellinger: Next Tuesday. Why?
- Sarah Sellinger: I don't know. Sometimes I think they look silly.
- Margaret Sellinger: They do look best with formal wear.”
Patsy Kensit - Sarah Sellinger
Lesley-Anne Down - Margaret Sellinger

“I know I'm capable of creating true art through my talent and natural artistry. But Hollywood only wants me to show off my bust.”
Jayne Mansfield

“- Bob: Look at her. Well?
- Larry: She's got, tits like a sparrow.
- Bob: Do you, have to talk like that?
- Larry: What are you, my mother?”

Billy Van Zandt - Bob
David Elliott - Larry Vaughn

“- Det. Gino Felino: Who's this one over here?
- Patti Madano: Which one?
- Det. Gino Felino: The one with nipples you could dial a phone with.”

Steven Seagal - Det. Gino Felino
Gina Gershon - Patti Madano

“The breast that feeds the baby rules the world.”
Henry Gibson - Bobby Hammer

“When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.”

Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat

“Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.”

Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny

“- Detective Bill Mitchell: You see, there's just you and one other woman that fit the physical description of the female suspect.
- Stevie: What's that?
- Detective Bill Mitchell: It's your height, your age, and... um...
- Detective Keith Frazier: Your cup size.
- Stevie: So, I violated section 34 Double-D? That's what you're telling me?”
Chiwetel Ejiofor - Detective Bill Mitchell
Kim Director - Stevie
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier

“- Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.
- Lavinia Kingsley: Maybe you revived him.”
Goldie Hawn - Suzette
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley

“- Sonja Jones: I'm one huge catalog of faults.
- Richard Samuels: Oh, name me one fault.
- Sonja Jones: My left breast is smaller than my right.
- Richard Samuels: You got a ruler?”
Claire Danes - Sonja Jones
Zac Efron - Richard Samuels

“Don't worry, Miss Bahmra. Our designs will make even these little mosquito bites look like juicy, juicy mangos!”