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“Stroker Ace” quotes
(1983)
Title Stroker Ace
Year 1983
Director
Hal Needham
Genre
Comedy,
Romance,
Sport,
Action
All actors – Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jim Nabors, Parker Stevenson, Loni Anderson, John Byner, Frank O. Hill, Cassandra Peterson, Bubba Smith, Warren Stevens, Alfie Wise, James C. Lewis
show all“- Pembrook Feeney: He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.
- Stroker Ace: Scrotum?
- Lugs Harvey: What's a scrotum?
- Stroker Ace: I dunno.
- Lugs Harvey: I think I'll find out.”
“- Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
- NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?
- Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
- NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
- Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.”
“- Stroker Ace: I thought all actors were egotistical hypochondriac sissies.
- Doc Seegle: Well, they are. But I like'em.”
“- Stroker Ace: Lugs, who's driving number 10?
- Lugs Harvey: What are you talkin' about? You ought to know who that is, it's Aubrey James. He's only been tryin' to kill you for two years!”
“- Stroker Ace: What are you doin' now, Dad?
- Dad Seegle: Oh, I make jewelry.
- Stroker Ace: Oh, that's real pretty, isn't it? What do you make it out of?
- Dad Seegle: Organic matter? Manure.
- Stroker Ace: Kinda makes you the Cartier of ca-ca.”
“- Lugs Harvey: I'm not one of the drivers. I'm just a mechanic.
- Girl with Lugs: I like mechanics. They know how to tinker with things for hours. Make them go fast.”