Genitalia quotes
342 genitalia quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
- From the movie: Mr. Deeds
“Where were you kicking? I ain't got no balls, dummy.”
- From the movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street
- From the movie: Liar Liar
“- Fletcher Reede: Your honor, would the court be willing to grant me a short bathroom break?
- Judge Marshall Stevens: Can't it wait?
- Fletcher Reede: Yes it can. But I've heard that if you hold it you could damage the prostate gland, making it very difficult to get an erection, or even become aroused!
- Judge Marshall Stevens: Is that true?
-...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Parenthood
“- Tod: Um, a few months ago, Garry got his first... boner. You know what that is?
- Helen: If memory serves.
- Tod: Aw, great! Anyway, since then, he's been... uh... slappin' the salami. No offense.
- Helen: No.
- Tod: Apparently, he's goin' for a world record. Anyway, he was afraid there was something wrong with him, you know? Like he was a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Ladybugs
“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and startdating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meetgirls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Barbarosa
“Kill this Barbarosa. Bring me his cojones. Bring them to me on a stick so we can see them and honor you.”
- From the movie: The Boondock Saints
“They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so the fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!”
- From the movie: Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
- From the movie: The Tall Guy
- From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
- From the movie: The Ice Pirates
“- Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
- Roscoe: Just in case of what?
- Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.” - From the movie: Couple's Retreat
“- Dave: Is his junk literally out of his pants?
- Ronnie: Yes.
- Dave: Now it's a party.” - From the TV Series: Supernatural
“Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.”
- From the movie: Come to Daddy
“Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.”
- From the movie: Good Boys
“- Officer Sacks: What do you have in your pants?
- Thor: My penis?
- Officer Sacks: Pull it out.
- Thor: I also have a big dick.” - From the movie: Lady Bird
“It's normal to not touch a penis.”
- From the movie: Stuber
- From the movie: Midsommar
“I think I ate one of her pubic hairs.”
- From the movie: Baby Doll
“Is that what they call a Mona Lisa smile you got on your puss?”
“I got peanut butter on my penis.”
- From the movie: Heavy Metal
“I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster. I forgot one thing, are you circumcised?”
- From the movie: Three to Tango
- From the movie: The Edge of Seventeen
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