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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
“Where were you kicking? I ain't got no balls, dummy.”
“- Tod: Um, a few months ago, Garry got his first... boner. You know what that is?
- Helen: If memory serves.
- Tod: Aw, great! Anyway, since then, he's been... uh... slappin' the salami. No offense.
- Helen: No.
- Tod: Apparently, he's goin' for a world record. Anyway, he was afraid there was something wrong with him, you know? Like he was a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Bartender: You ought to get out there and startdating again.
- Chester Lee: You go out there, what do you meet? You meetgirls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls.
- Bartender: Well, you know what they say, there's plenty of fish in the sea if you got the right bait.
- Chester Lee: Yeah. The trouble is, my hook ain't what it...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Kill this Barbarosa. Bring me his cojones. Bring them to me on a stick so we can see them and honor you.”
“- Killjoy: They don't castrate clergy. Just in case.
- Roscoe: Just in case of what?
- Killjoy: Just in case there really is a god.”
“Semen contains more protein and nutrients than an ear.”
“- Officer Sacks: What do you have in your pants?
- Thor: My penis?
- Officer Sacks: Pull it out.
- Thor: I also have a big dick.”
“It's normal to not touch a penis.”
“I think I ate one of her pubic hairs.”
“Is that what they call a Mona Lisa smile you got on your puss?”
“I got peanut butter on my penis.”
“I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster. I forgot one thing, are you circumcised?”
“- Nancy Huff: Guys. Guys. Guys!
[both guys wake up and quote last line from their dreams]
- Brennan Huff: I'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy.
- Dale Doback: The clown has no penis.
- Nancy Huff: What kind of dreams are you guys having?”
“Your best friend is your dick.”
“You know how it is, John, my dick's a basset hound. I'm just the poor son of a bitch holding its chain.”