“- Buddy: What is that smell?
- Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.”
Shit quotes
65 shit quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines-
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“I need to go do a number two almost immediately.”
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The big brown shark is gonna to come. I set records for my shit turds. I move my bowels all over my toilet. All over my bathroom, I'm moving bowels. I shit so hard sometimes, people next door will be like, "Warriors, come out and play".
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“- Montrose: Great men, such as yourself, draw rumors as shite draws flies.
- Duke of Argyll: You are the shite, Montrose, and the flies upon it!”
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“- Doctor Carver: Can you shovel manure?
- Sonora: Manure just happens to be my speciality.”
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“On a scale of one to ten, you know negative shit, buddy.”
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“To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
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“I'll shovel it. I'll live in it. But I won't take it.”
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“- Meteor Bert: Well, it ain't a meteor.
- Joe Dirt: Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.
- Meteor Bert: Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit.
- Joe Dirt: What?
- Meteor Bert: Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.”
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“Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to do a very mysterious thing in there… [whispers] drop some timber.”
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“- George Clyde: Rodel, you want my bacon?
- Jake: Yes, I could eat it.
- George Clyde: Well, I'll shit it out by the oak tree in the morning, you just go and help yourself.”
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“- Reuben Tishkoff: Frank come on let me in.
- Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
- Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.”
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“Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.”
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“I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
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“- Munder: I just think I shit my pants.
- Dodge: No, you always smell that way.”
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“The whole world is turning to shit!”
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“- Michael Kellam: How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?
- Peter Mitchell: Beats the shit out of me.” -
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“When you're shoveling manure you really find out which way the wind is blowing.”
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“- Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
- Basil: It is shit, Austin.
- Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
- Austin: It's a bit nutty.” -
“You can want in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills first.”
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“This big fat crow lands on a billboard. Biggest, fattest crow I ever saw in my life. And I fix on him, and he dropped dead - boom, in the sand. Damndest thing I ever saw. Kind of made me sick. In fact, it made me poop. It made me poop my pants. It was about a four-inch, bell-shaped fece, very hard, very firm. Things haven't been going too good...” (continue) (continue reading)
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