Shit quotes
65 shit quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The Secret Life of Pets
“- Buddy: What is that smell?
- Pops: It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.” - From the movie: Rob Roy
“- Montrose: Great men, such as yourself, draw rumors as shite draws flies.
- Duke of Argyll: You are the shite, Montrose, and the flies upon it!” - From the movie: New York Minute
“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
- From the movie: Billy Madison
“- Ted 'Old Man' Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again.
- Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted.
- Ted 'Old Man' Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control.” “I need to go do a number two almost immediately.”
- From the movie: Cop Out
The big brown shark is gonna to come. I set records for my shit turds. I move my bowels all over my toilet. All over my bathroom, I'm moving bowels. I shit so hard sometimes, people next door will be like, "Warriors, come out and play".
- La trovi in Spare Time in Hollywood
- From the movie: Baby Geniuses
- From the movie: Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken
“- Doctor Carver: Can you shovel manure?
- Sonora: Manure just happens to be my speciality.” - From the movie: Cold Hearts
“On a scale of one to ten, you know negative shit, buddy.”
- From the movie: Sudden Impact
“To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!”
- From the movie: Tune in Tomorrow...
- From the movie: Carbon Copy
“I'll shovel it. I'll live in it. But I won't take it.”
- From the movie: Joe Dirt
“- Meteor Bert: Well, it ain't a meteor.
- Joe Dirt: Yeah, it is. It came out of the sky.
- Meteor Bert: Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol' frozen chunk o' shit.
- Joe Dirt: What?
- Meteor Bert: Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs.” - From the movie: The House Bunny
“Do you guys know where the crapper is? I have to do a very mysterious thing in there… [whispers] drop some timber.”
- From the movie: Ride with the Devil
“- George Clyde: Rodel, you want my bacon?
- Jake: Yes, I could eat it.
- George Clyde: Well, I'll shit it out by the oak tree in the morning, you just go and help yourself.” - From the movie: Ocean's Twelve
“- Reuben Tishkoff: Frank come on let me in.
- Turk Malloy: How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?
- Reuben Tishkoff: Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna shit on your feet.” “Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.”
- From the movie: Super Troopers
“I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
- From the movie: Ghost Ship
“- Munder: I just think I shit my pants.
- Dodge: No, you always smell that way.” - From the movie: Blind Justice
“The whole world is turning to shit!”
- From the movie: Three Men and a Baby
“- Michael Kellam: How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?
- Peter Mitchell: Beats the shit out of me.” - From the movie: Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
- From the movie: Carbon Copy
“When you're shoveling manure you really find out which way the wind is blowing.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Austin: Cor! This coffee smells like shit!
- Basil: It is shit, Austin.
- Austin: Oh, good. Then it's not just me.
- Austin: It's a bit nutty.”
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