Burt Reynolds movie quotes

Burt Reynolds movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Burt Reynolds quotes
  • “I'm just waiting for somebody to say I'm a fag - that's when you're a really big star.”
    Burt Reynolds
  • “- Gillian Bromley: That was the worst Peter Sellers I have ever heard.
    - Jack Rhodes: I wasn't doing Peter Sellers - I was doing Peter Sellers doing Omar Sharif!”

    Lesley-Anne Down - Gillian Bromley
    Burt Reynolds - Jack Rhodes
    [Tag:actors, imitation]
  • “- Bandit: You chasin' somebody Sheriff? Somebody chasin' you?
    - Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County: Nobody's chasin' me, boy!”

    Burt Reynolds - Bandit
    Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Portague County
  • “They want me to close her down, run her out of town. How can I ask her to leave when all I want her to do is stay?”

    Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
    [Tag:desire, leaving]
  • “When you tell somebody somethin', it depends on what part of the country you're standin' in... as to just how dumb you are.”
    Burt Reynolds - Bandit
  • “- 'Bandit': Who did it?
    - Cledus Snow: Don't look at me.
    - Doc: Probably another elephant.
    - 'Bandit': I know that, when did it happen?
    - Doc: Long time ago.”

    Burt Reynolds - Bandit
    Jerry Reed - Cledus
    Dom DeLuise - Doc
  • “- Jack Horner: Where are you going?
    - Becky Barnett: I gotta go wash my vagina.
    - Jack Horner: How long you gonna be?
    - Becky Barnett: Five minutes. You want it clean, don't you?”

    Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner
    Nicole Ari Parker - Becky Barnett
  • “- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Mom, I've been having trouble getting sleep lately. Do you have any sleeping pills?
    - Maureen Lawson: Sleeping pills? I don't think we have any sleeping pills do we, Ben?
    - Ben Lawson: Your know darn well we have enough sleeping pills in there to put the whole Mormon Tabernacle Choir in a coma!”

    Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson
    Myrna Loy - Maureen Lawson
    Pat O'Brien - Ben Lawson
  • “Bless me, Dave, for I have sinned.”
    Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson
  • “- Dominoe: This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something?
    - Sharky: Sometimes, yes!”

    Rachel Ward - Dominoe
    Burt Reynolds - Sharky
  • “These are some of the poorest people I know. They're more broke than the Ten Commandments.”
    Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin
  • “- Itchy Itchiford: Boss, Carface has got thugs, and they've got muscles, and knives, and he's got a monster.
    - Charlie B. Barkin: Monster?
    - Itchy Itchiford: Boss, they feed it!
    - Charlie B. Barkin: Monster?
    - Itchy Itchiford: Yes that's what I said, monster!”

    Dom DeLuise - Itchy Itchiford
    Burt Reynolds - Charlie B. Barkin
  • “- Pembrook Feeney: He just made me mad, that's all, so I kicked him in the scrotum.
    - Stroker Ace: Scrotum?
    - Lugs Harvey: What's a scrotum?
    - Stroker Ace: I dunno.
    - Lugs Harvey: I think I'll find out.”

    Loni Anderson - Pembrook Feeney
    Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
    Jim Nabors - Lugs
  • “- Buford T. Justice: As you can see, Bandit, I've got my piece in my hand.
    - 'Bandit': You've got your what in your hand?”

    Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    Burt Reynolds - Bandit
    [Tag:weapons, words]
  • “- Katie: Haven't you ever heard of cholesterol?
    - Stick: Yeah, it's the stuff they put in red meat that makes it taste good.”

    Tricia Leigh Fisher - Katie
    Burt Reynolds - Stick
    [Tag:disease, food, taste]
  • “- Jo Barlow: Mr. Malone, can I ask you a question? Are you a criminal?
    - Malone: I'm sure you could find some people who think so.”

    Cynthia Gibb - Jo Barlow
    Burt Reynolds - Malone
  • “- Billy Clyde Puckett: Shake, old buddy, you know what I'm choosing to do?
    - Marvin 'Shake' Tiller: What?
    - Billy Clyde Puckett: I am choosing to win this fucking game.”

    Burt Reynolds - Billy Clyde Puckett
    Kris Kristofferson - Marvin 'Shake' Tiller
    [Tag:choice, winning]
  • “- Maggie: You can't love anything!
    - Buddy Evans: I love you... five minutesago when I smiled, it was the first time I had since you left.”

    Beverly D'Angelo - Maggie
    Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans
    [Tag:love, smile]
  • “- Carrie: You have a great profile.
    - Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side.
    - Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something.
    - Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face.”

    Sally Field - Carrie
    Burt Reynolds - Bandit
    [Tag:beauty, face]
  • “- Carrie: That is it for you! You have had it! You're hooked! You're a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines! And if you're a real good boy, they'll give you a Tonight Show enema!
    - 'Bandit': What is the matter?
    - Carrie: And if you weren't so dumb, they'd put you on Cross-Wits!”

    Sally Field - Carrie
    Burt Reynolds - Bandit
    [Tag:punishment, scorn]
  • “I'm gonna find the guy who invented Xylocaine and kiss his ass on Hollywood and Vine!”
    Burt Reynolds - Sonny Hooper
  • “- Stroker Ace: The son of a bitch hit me and spun me out. I can't remember his name.
    - NASCAR Driver: You never can, can you?
    - Stroker Ace: Anyway, he spun me out. What do you think I should do with him?
    - NASCAR Driver: I think you ought to stick him in the fence.
    - Stroker Ace: Good idea, Neil.”

    Burt Reynolds - Stroker Ace
    Neil Bonnett - NASCAR Driver
    [Tag:memory, name, revenge]
  • “- Mona Stangley: You ain't never gonna be no more than you are right now: a chicken-shit sheriff in a chicken-shit town!
    - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd: You may be right, but it's a hell of a lot better than being a whore.”

    Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley
    Burt Reynolds - Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd
  • “- Congressman David Dilbeck: You don't know how much I love you. I even sent my man Erb to collect your lint!
    - Erin Grant: My lint?
    - Congressman David Dilbeck: Fresh, hot lint!
    - Erin Grant: And what did you do with that fresh, hot lint?
    - Congressman David Dilbeck: Well, I'm afraid I made love to it.”

    Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
    Demi Moore - Erin Grant
    [Tag:love, perversion]
  • “I don't know the difference between Picasso and a car crash.”
    Burt Reynolds - General Newton