“The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” quotes(1988)
Plot – Lieutenant Frank Drebin is convinced that a lobby of corrupt politicians is planning to attack Queen Elizabeth, who shortly will be hosted in the United States of America. During the investigation, Frank discovers that Vincent Ludwig, the head of the celebrations, is a big drug dealer. Helped by Jane Spencer, Ludwig's secretary, Drebin manages to save the life of the Queen.
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“The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!” Quotes 15 quotes
“I've finally found someone I can love, a good, clean love... without utensils.”
“Mrs. Nordberg, I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?”
“- Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
- Frank Drebin: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.”
“- Mayor: Drebin, I don't want anymore trouble like you had last year on the South Side. Understand? That's my policy.
- Frank Drebin: Yes. Well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
- Mayor: That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Ah, how I loved her, but she had her music. I think she had her music. She'd hang out with the Chicago Male Chorus and Symphony. I don't recall her playing an instrument or being able to carry a tune. Yet she was on the road 300 days of the year. In fact, I bought her a harp for Christmas. She asked me what it was.”
“Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.”
“Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm!”
“Jane, since I've met you, I've noticed things that I never knew were there before... birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.”
“A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!”