“If a family in Milwaukee believes that their child should go to a Lutheran school that teaches creationism, that's okay with me because at least they'll learn to spell creationism.”
John Olof Norquist

“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.”
Liz Taylor

“To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten.”
Greta Garbo

“A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“A kitchen which thinks it's complete doesn't understand a thing about women.”
Guido Jonckers