Buddy Hackett quotes
“What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. ”
“Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.”
“- Ding Bell: Benji, I tell you, he said the man who's flying should be talking on this thing.
- Benjy Benjamin: What, am I supposed to do everything? You want me to fly the airplane, you want me to work the radio, what are you gonna... What are you, the hostess?”
“- Sebastian: Are you sure about this?
- Scuttle: Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!”
“You see the snarfblatt dates back to pre-hysterical times when humans would sit around and stare at each other all day... got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music, allow me!”
“- Tyler Fitzgerald: Anybody can fly plane, now here: I'll check you out. Put your little hands on the wheel there. Now put your feet on the rudder. There. Who says this ol' boy can't fly this ol' plane? Now I'm gonna make us some old fashioneds the old-fashioned way, the way dear old Dad used to!
- Benjy Benjamin: What if something happens?
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“We're out to discover!”
“Not boys' bands? Well, ain't no call for a boys' band in this town. Anything these Iowa people don't have already, they do without.”
“- Marcellus Washburn: I heard you was in steam automobiles.
- Harold Hill: I was... till someone actually 'invented' one!”