Plot – Actor Ricky Coogin is an EES agent in South America tasked to sell 'Zygron 24', a deadly mutagen. He goes with his friend Ernie to Santa Flan and with Julie, an ecologist, they visit a kind of amusement park with living monsters. The director of the place is a mad scientist, Elijah Skug, who blends together Ernie and Julie into a hermaphrodite with two heads. The amusement park is a lager indeed and hosts other monsters like a dog-man, a worm-man, a nose-man, a bearded woman, etcetera.
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“Freaked” Quotes 7 quotes
“Now I know who I am. I can say to the world, 'Hey, this is me. I am woman, and I like me'.”
“- Ricky Coogan: Nosey, i never really liked you.
- Nosey: Suck my dick.
- Ricky Coogan: Fair enough.”
“Santa Flan... What kinda of shitty name for a country is that?”
“Twelve milkmen is theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like there's one milkman too many, Coogan!”
“- Elijah C. Skuggs: Do I seem like a weirdo?
- Ricky Coogan: Nope. You seem like a regular dumbshit old redneck to me.”