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“Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”
“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
“Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature.”
- From the movie: Scary Movie 2
“- Brenda: I'ma piss on your face... and I'ma fart in your mouth, I'ma shit on these walls, Ray!
[Ray looks disgusted]
- Brenda: ...Too dirty?”
- From the movie: Riding in Cars with Boys
“I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.”
“I know nothing about sex because I was always married.”
“Sex is God's joke on human beings.”
- From the movie: The Silence of the Lambs
“Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.”
- From the movie: The Big Chill
“- Sam: Why is it what you just said strikes me as a massive rationalization?
- Michael: Don't knock rationalization; where would we be without it? I don't know anyone who could get through the day without two or three juicy rationalizations. They're more important than sex.
- Sam: Come on, nothing's more important that sex.
- Michael: Yeah? Ever...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Little Miss Sunshine
- From the TV Series: Lucifer
“I don’t understand why humans waste so much time resisting their desires. A rehabilitation center for drugs and sex.”
- From the movie: Friday after Next
- From the movie: Billy Elliot
“- Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
- Billy: Nah, I'm all right.”
- From the movie: Pulp Fiction
“- Jules Winnfield: Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
- Vincent Vega: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
- Jules Winnfield: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: The Beach Bum
- Moondog: If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
- Judge: Excuse me?
- Moondog: All due respect to my own personal fluid... (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: High Fidelity
- From the movie: Slap Shot
“- Suzanne: You are the first man I've slept with since I left Hanrahan.
- Reggie: Aw Suzanne, a beautiful woman like you?
- Suzanne: Well, I've been sleeping with women.”
- From the movie: The Edge of Seventeen
- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue)(continue reading)
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Aren’t they beautiful? And I’ve had every one of them.”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- La trovi in Insults
“That dame is too uptight. What she needs is a good screw from a man who knows how to do it.”
- La trovi in History of Cinema in Quotes
“My argument in defense of make-up stems to 1932 when I won an Academy Award for Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. At that time I too was a young leading man. I accepted the role because it afforded me the opportunity to do something besides smile and make love to lovely leading ladies.”
- From the movie: Heartbreak Ridge
“I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls were checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: 48 Hrs.
“Lack of pussy makes you brave, man!”