“Ghostbusters II” quotes

(1989)
Movie Ghostbusters II
Ivan Reitman directed this movie in 1989
Title Ghostbusters II
Year 1989
Director Ivan Reitman
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure, Fantasy, Action
Plot – It's been four years since the ghosts infested New York and Raymond, Egon and Peter - this time with the help of Winston - have to go back to their machines. In fact, the heroes discover the origin of the putrid gelatinous mass in the bowels of New York, sign that something terrible is about to happen. But where does it come from?
All actors – Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick Moranis, Ernie Hudson, Annie Potts, Peter MacNicol, Harris Yulin, David Margulies, Kurt Fuller, Janet Margolin, Wilhelm von Homburg, William T. Deutschendorf, Henry J. Deutschendorf II, Michael P. Moran, Olivia Ward, Mordecai Lawner, Susan Boehm, Mary Ellen Trainor, Christopher Villaseñor, Jason Reitman, Aaron Lustig, Page Leong, Mark Schneider, Valery Pappas, Catherine Reitman, Dave Florek, Richard Foronjy, George P. Wilbur, Sharon Kramer, Walter Flanagan, Bobby Brown, Christopher Neame, Judy Ovitz, Tom Dugan, Angelo Dimascio, Robert Alan Beuth, Ralph Monaco, Ron Cummins, Cheech Marin, Yvette Cruise, John Hammil, Ray Glanzmann, Alex Zimmerman, Brian Doyle-Murray, Louise Troy, Douglas Seale, Ben Stein, Erik Holland, Philip Baker Hall, Eugene Levy, Steve Baker, George G. Colucci, Cibby Danyla, Kevin Dunn, Donna Guidry, Peter Papageorgiou, Kariim Ratcliff, Ivan Reitman, Ira S. Rosenstein, Max von Sydow, Chloe Webb
show all
  • “- Dr. Peter Venkman: Kinda makes you wonder, doesn't it?
    - Winston Zeddemore: Wonder what?
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: Whether she's naked under that toga. She is French. You know that.”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddemore
  • “- Elaine: It was in the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.
    -...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Chloe Webb - Elaine
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:alien, hotel]
  • “- Dr. Peter Venkman: We've taken our own head count. There seem to be six million completely miserable assholes living in the tri-state area.
    - Hardemeyer: Oh, please!
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: Excuse me, six million and one.”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    Kurt Fuller - Hardemeyer
    [Tag:city, numbers, people]
  • “You know, I have met some dumb blondes in my life, but you take the taco, pal! Only a Carpathian would come back to life now and choose New York! Tasty pick, bonehead! If you had brain one in that huge melon on top of your neck, you would be living the sweet life out in Southern California's beautiful San Fernando Valley!”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
  • “Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.”
    David Margulies - The Mayor of NY
  • “- Dr. Peter Venkman: Dana, you just never got it. I'm a man, I need to feel loved. I need to be desired!
    - Dana Barrett: When you started introducing me as the old ball and chain, that's when I left.”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
    [Tag:break-up, love]
  • “So the 7 little dwarves had a limited partnership in a small mining operation. And one day a beautiful princess came to live with them. And they bartered housekeeping services for room and board, which was a real good deal for them because they didn't have to withhold social security or income tax or nothin', which you're really not supposed to...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
  • “- Louis Tully: I think you guys are making a big mistake. I do mostly tax law and probate stuff occasionally. I got my law degree at night school.
    - Dr. Raymond Stantz: Well, that's fine, Louis. We got arrested at night.”

    Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
    Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
    [Tag:lawyers, night]
  • “- Dana Barrett: After dinner, don't put any of those old cheap moves on me. It's different now.
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, no! I have all new cheap moves.”

    Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:date, wooing]
  • “- Dana Barrett: You're much better than you realize. You don't give yourself enough credit.
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: I need to hear that kind of stuff. You know, if I had this kind of stuff for like on a 24-hour basis, I could have myself whipped into shape by the end of this century.”

    Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:compliments]
  • Next week on "World of the Psychic". Hairless cats... weird.

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
  • “- Dr. Egon Spengler: Vigo the Carpathian. Born 1505, died 1610.
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: 105-years-old, he hung in there, didn't he?
    - Dr. Raymond Stantz: He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.”

    Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
    [Tag:death, old age]
  • “- The Judge: The Scolari brothers!
    - Dr. Raymond Stantz: Friends of yours?
    - The Judge: I tried them for murder, gave 'em the chair! You've got to do something!
    - Dr. Egon Spengler: Why don't you just tell them you don't believe in ghosts?”

    Harris Yulin - The Judge
    Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
    Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
  • “- Janine Melnitz: You are so great with kids.
    - Louis Tully: Oh, thanks, I practiced with my hamster.”

    Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz
    Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
  • “- Dana Barrett: His name is Oscar.
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: Named after a hot dog. You poor man. You poor, poor man.”

    Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:food, name]
  • “You know, I'm a voter. Aren't you supposed to lie to me and kiss my butt?”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:politicians]
  • “- The Prosecutor: So, you're saying that the supernatural is your exclusive province?
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: Kitten, I think what I'm saying, is that sometimes, shit happens, someone has to deal with it, and who ya gonna call?”

    Janet Margolin - The Prosecutor
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:supernatural]
  • “- The Prosecutor: Dr. Venkman, would you please tell the court why you and your co-defendants took it upon yourselves to dig a very big hole in the middle of 1st Avenue?
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, there are so many holes in 1st Avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice.”

    Janet Margolin - The Prosecutor
    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:motive]
  • “- Louis Tully: Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you.
    [the...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Rick Moranis - Louis Tully
    Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
    [Tag:lawyers, nonsense]
  • “- Winston Zeddemore: We conjured up a hundred-foot marshmallow man, blew the top three floors off an uptown high-rise, and ended up getting sued by every city, county, and state agency in New York.
    - Dr. Raymond Stantz: Yeah... but what a ride.”

    Ernie Hudson - Winston Zeddemore
    Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
  • “Hey, how many of you people out here are a national monument? Raise your hand, please? Oh, hello, Miss!”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:monuments]
  • “- Dr. Peter Venkman: So, what happened to Mr. Right? I heard he ditched you and went to Europe.
    - Dana Barrett: He did not ditch me. We had some problems, and he got a very good offer from an orchestra in London and he took it.
    - Dr. Peter Venkman: So he ditched you?”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    Sigourney Weaver - Dana Barrett
    [Tag:break-up]
  • “You're short, your bellybutton sticks out too far, and you're a terrible burden on your poor mother.”

    Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman
    [Tag:children, insult]
  • “It's messy, it's crowded, it's polluted, and there are people who would just as soon step on your face as look at you. But come on! There's gotta be a few sparks of sweet humanity left in this burned-out berg.”

    Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Highlights