“Man, we gotta have this party we had some bad hoes coming in here! They said they gonna fuck for a buck, do something strange for a little change an you know we gonna make 'em holla for a doller.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

Oh, I heard about him. They call him the Santa Claus Crook or the Santa Claus Crip or something like that. He robbed a lady out in the parking lot last night, called her a "ho ho ho" and kept on running.
Sommore - Cookie

“I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling... and I want you to roll it all into one joint.”
Allen Covert - Alex

“The weekend has landed, all exists now is clubs, pubs, drugs and parties.”
John Simm - Jip

“Take me to a place, where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity, and every shag guarantees an orgasm!”
Lorraine Pilkington - Lulu