“Grandma's Boy” quotes(2006)
Plot – Alex is a 35-year-old videogames tester by day, while by night he develops his own games. Everything seems to be going well until he's forced to move to his grandmother Lilly, who lives with her friends Grace and Bea. Too embarrassed to tell the truth to his friends and colleagues, Alex lies about his new house-mates and tells them they are beautiful and sexy girls with whom he spends pleasant nights, until one day Lilly and her friends visit Alex at work.
All actors – Linda Cardellini, Allen Covert, Peter Dante, Shirley Jones, Shirley Knight, Joel David Moore, Kevin Nealon, Doris Roberts, Nick Swardson, Jonah Hill, Kelvin Yu, Chuck Churchshow all
“Grandma's Boy” Quotes 26 quotes
“What is that ringing? Do I have a tumor?”
“- Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
- Alex: Hey Speed Racer. What'd you do, valet your bed?
- Jeff: No, but I'll self park it in your ass.”
“That's right monkey, play my head!”
“Adios turd nuggets.”
“You should never throw a bong, kid. Ever.”
“- Jeff: Hi, I’m Jeff... I have a bush too. It's not grey.
- Alex: Hey!
- Jeff: What?
- Alex: My bush isn't really grey.
- Jeff: Well, not according to my mom.”
“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”
“I can feel my hair growing.”
“I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling... and I want you to roll it all into one joint.”
“Your shit's weak! Wizzeak!”
“- Kane: I just don't like techno.
- J.P.: You would if you had robot ears.”
“- Alex: You remember Lara?
- Jeff: Yes I do, and she already has a cold sore. What a surprise.”
“- Alex: Dude, your bed is a car.
- Jeff: Yeah, but it’s a fucking sweet car!”
“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
“That is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in 'The Matrix'?”
“Do you have bathrooms here or do I have to shit in a plant?”
“All I've ever cared about was video games and they made me a millionaire. So maybe I don't know what the Civil War was, or who invented the helicopter even though I own one, but I did beat 'The Legend of Zelda' before I could walk. I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.”