“If a family in Milwaukee believes that their child should go to a Lutheran school that teaches creationism, that's okay with me because at least they'll learn to spell creationism.”
John Olof Norquist

“I don't think it's narcissistic at all to love yourself and believe in yourself. I think some people are really scared to do that. I have to. If I don't, I would not succeed in what I do.”
Michelle Rodriguez

“My favorite part of my body is my brain. I think no matter what my body looks like, I won't be satisfied unless I know how to use it.”
Michelle Rodriguez

“Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man from trying.”
Harry Anderson

“Everyone's life would be improved if they do could one great magic trick. And tell one great joke, play one tune on the piano, and do one great origami fold.”
Harry Anderson