“I never understood why women wear so much makeup. It's like you guys are so much more beautiful without it. It's like guys don't even like that kind of stuff, you know? It's just this soul-sucking system meant to oppress women.”
Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Neil

“Your mascara is running. If you want to fix yourself we can discuss this later.”

Rachel Weisz - Lady Sarah

“Brother Baxter-You're a man. Men don't wear makeup.
Conor-But why not? People in the 18th century wore makeup. That means people like Mozart wore makeup, and he was a man.”
Don Wycherley - Brother Baxter
Ferdia Walsh-Peelo - Conor

“Four hours of makeup, and then an hour to take it off. It's tiring.”
Peter Sarsgaard

“I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.”
Lana Turner