Women quotes1716 women quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines
“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
“Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV.”
“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.”
“People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: so they pretend they are someone else.”
“What would a woman that fine want in a big, fat, nasty, greasy, fat, stank, bloated, cheesy-backed, 12-sandwich-eatin' bastard?”
“- Elsa Korr: I don't know anything about being a woman. Is that what it is? You do things like drinkwine?
- Rosie: Sure. You drink. Champagne if you're happy. Champagne, if you're sad. You drive a car. Gamble if you want. Own diamonds. Learn how to fire a gun. You travel to Morocco. Take up lovers. Make them suffer. You look a tiger in the eye....” (continue)(continue reading)
“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”
- Howard: Death came first. She met me in the dog park.
- Madeline: Oh, so Death is a "her"?
- Howard: Uh, yeah. It turns out Death is an elderly white woman.
“- Dean Kansky: British women do not age well. Eight years ago she was a luscious treat, you know, she probably looked like, you know, Baby Spice, now she could look like...
- Jonathan Trager: Old Spice.”
“There are two things that are infinite: femininity and means to take advantage of it.”
“All dames are alike: they reach down your throat so they can grab your heart, pull it out and they throw it on the floor, and they step on it with their high heels, they spit on it, shove it in the oven and they cook the shit out of it. Then they slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast, and they serve it to you. And they expect...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”
“You are a strange and interesting woman.”
“Character contributes to beauty. It fortifies a woman as her youth fades.”
“What's awful about being famous and being an actress and being petite is when people come up to you and touch you. That's scary, and they just seem to think it's okay to do it, like you're public property.”
“Women are never at ease when they have ideas.”
“All women become like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man does, that's his.”
“I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father's armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and... you have saved us all.”
“It's like a gypsy curse, it's terrible. The more famous an actress becomes, the less she's allowed to eat. Unless she wants to play people's mothers. And in bad clothes, yet.”
“I think young women now are a lot more particular. They pick and choose.”