Men quotes
920 men quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV.”
- From the movie: The House That Jack Built
“Why is it always the man's fault? No matter where you go, it's like you're some sort of wandering guilty person without even having harmed a simple kitten. I actually get sad when I think about it. If one is so unfortunate as to have been born... male, then you're also born guilty. Think of the injustice in that. Women are always the victims,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Hustle & Flow
“Man ain't like a dog. I'm talking about man as in mankind. Because we are a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do. We territorial as shit. We gonna protect our own. But man, he know about death. Got him a sense of history. Got religion. A dog don't know shit...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Urban Cowboy
“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“The men in Hollywood? They're either married, going through divorce, or want to do your hair.”
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.”
“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.”
- From the movie: Coach Carter
“I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
- From the movie: Desert Hearts
“How you get all that traffic with no equipment is beyond me!”
- From the movie: Stranger Than Fiction
“It's a book about a man who doesn't know he's about to die and then dies. But if the man does know he's going to die and dies anyway, dies willingly, knowing he could stop it, then isn't that the type of man you want to keep alive?”
- From the movie: King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
“Don't get me wrong, I look away. We all look away. But that is the difference between a man and a king.”
- From the movie: The Shape of Water
- From the movie: The Postman
“Great men were made by other great men. Patton had Rommel, Grant had Lee, I get stuck with you.”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles,...” (continue)(continue reading)
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
- From the movie: The English Patient
“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”
- From the movie: Troy
- La trovi in Actors' Love Affairs
- From the movie: Alfie
“If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, you have no reason to fear pink.”
- From the movie: Sleepless in Seattle
“Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.”
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