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“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.”
“You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back inside.”
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”
“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”
“Handsome, thin, sophisticated men often fall madly in love with larger women, we just never see it on TV.”
“Man ain't like a dog. I'm talking about man as in mankind. Because we are a lot like a dog. You know, we like to piss on things. Sniff a bitch when we can. Even get a little pink hard-on the way they do. We territorial as shit. We gonna protect our own. But man, he know about death. Got him a sense of history. Got religion. A dog don't know shit...” (continue)(continue reading)
“All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts real good, like me.”
“The men in Hollywood? They're either married, going through divorce, or want to do your hair.”
“The irony is that the more unapologetically sexist men are in movies, the more women tend to be attracted to them in person.”
“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.”
“I came to coach basketball players, and you became students. I came to teach boys, and you became men.”
“It's a book about a man who doesn't know he's about to die and then dies. But if the man does know he's going to die and dies anyway, dies willingly, knowing he could stop it, then isn't that the type of man you want to keep alive?”
“Great men were made by other great men. Patton had Rommel, Grant had Lee, I get stuck with you.”
“There's a group for men in Hollywood called Divorce Anonymous. It works like this: if a member of the group starts to feel the urge to divorce, they send over an accountant to talk him out of it.”
“Why are you people so threatened by a woman?”
“If you ooze masculinity, like some of us do, you have no reason to fear pink.”
“Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it's our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.”
“All women become like their mothers, that is their tragedy. No man does, that's his.”
“I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn't is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.”
“- Randall Bragg: Mr. Everett Hitch. You a drinking man, Everett?
- Virgil Cole: Not so much.
- Randall Bragg: Hard to like a man who doesn't drink a little.
- Virgil Cole: But not impossible.”
“I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time.”
“- Lady Markby: I can't help feeling that this disturbing new thing, this higher education of women, will deal a terrible blow to happy married life.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: The higher education of men is what I should like to see. Men need it so sadly.
- Lady Markby: They do, dear. But I'm afraid such a scheme would be quite unpractical. I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)