“The last thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy. Tragedy, you die. Comedy, you get hitched.”
Dustin Hoffman - Professor Jules Hilbert

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck

“As a fellow playwright you understand how narrow the line dividing comedy and tragedy.”

Walter Kingsford - Colbert

“- Fouquet: His Majesty's executioner will provide the tragedy when this charming little comedy is finished.
- Colbert: His Majesty's executioner could provide the tragedy before the comedy is finished.”
Joseph Schildkraut - Fouquet
Walter Kingsford - Colbert

“Comedy is tragedy plus time!”
Alan Alda - Lester