Comedy quotes

“Silences are the most underrated part of comedy.”
David Steinberg

“I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.”
Jerry Lewis

“The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.”
Pat Morita

“It's really challenging to play comedy.”
Michelle Monaghan

“People who can dance and sing are often very good at comedy.”
John Michael Higgins

“There is certainly a higher percentage of wit in British comedy than in American comedy.”
Chris Lloyd

“I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.”
Will Ferrell

“I suppose comedy is my first love, in a way.”
Sharlto Copley

“Comedy is subjective Murray, isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much: you decide what's right or wrong the same way you decide what's funny or not.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck

“Comedy is the three and a half minute chunks of filler on TV between the commercials you sell.”
Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury

“Comedy is only funny when there's real pain.”
Sebastian Stan

“A comedian says funny things. A comic says things funny.”
Ed Wynn

“- Jerry: People just don't know how to do chase scenes any more.
- Hank: You're right. Now, in Mack Sennett's chase scenes, people actually got killed.
- Jerry: That's what I mean. Nobody dies for comedy any more.”

Larry Lindsey - Jerry
Hector Britt - Hank

“The equivalent for a normal person would be to go into work each day in your underwear and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden you can't do anything. That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Himself

“Comedy is tragedy plus time!”
Alan Alda - Lester

“The great comedians imitate children. That's their ability.”
Hal Roach

“It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.”
Jack Lemmon

“Romantic comedies tend to be, for me, an oxymoron.”
Christian Bale

“I'm scared of comedy. I thinks it demands stage experience and I've never been before the footlights. I wish I had. Do you know, I have a curious recurrent dream that I am in a stage play and most embarrassed - like those dreams when one is caught in extreme negligee in some public place.”
Norma Shearer

“- Vivian Orkin: This is my friend Libby. She thinks you're a genius. Libby just did a definitive cinematic study of Gummo Marx. She did!
- Dick Lobel: Interestingly, he's the one Marx brother that never made any movies.”
Helen Hanft - Vivian Orkin
Roy Brocksmith - Dick Lobel

“The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.”
Ray Romano

“- Fouquet: His Majesty's executioner will provide the tragedy when this charming little comedy is finished.
- Colbert: His Majesty's executioner could provide the tragedy before the comedy is finished.”
Joseph Schildkraut - Fouquet
Walter Kingsford - Colbert

“You can't do comedy with a beard. ”
Alexei David Sayle

“- Terry Randall: The trouble with you is you're all trying to be comics. Don't you ever take anything seriously?
- Judith: After you've sat around for a year trying to get a job, you won't take anything seriously either.”
Katharine Hepburn - Terry Randall
Lucille Desiree Ball - Judith