Comedy quotes

“Comedy is only funny when there's real pain.”
Sebastian Stan

“Silences are the most underrated part of comedy.”
David Steinberg

“I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.”
Jerry Lewis

“The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent.”
Pat Morita

“It's really challenging to play comedy.”
Michelle Monaghan

“People who can dance and sing are often very good at comedy.”
John Michael Higgins

“There is certainly a higher percentage of wit in British comedy than in American comedy.”
Chris Lloyd

“I guess ultimately a lot of comedians just wanna be taken seriously.”
Will Ferrell

“A comedian says funny things. A comic says things funny.”
Ed Wynn

“Miriam 'Midge' Maisel-I am not a prostitute. I’m a comic.
Rose Weissman-Is there a difference?
Miriam 'Midge' Maisel-Yes, prostitutes get paid more.”
Rachel Brosnahan - Miriam 'Midge' Maisel
Marin Hinkle - Rose Weissman

“Tragedy, comedy, all is one.”
Cary Elwes - Gavin Hawk

“If you take away our cartoons, we'll grow up without a sense of humor and be robots.”
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson

“When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?'”
Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy

“With great hotness comes great responsibility.”
Sarah Hyland - Haley Dunphy

“I suppose comedy is my first love, in a way.”
Sharlto Copley

“Comedy is subjective Murray, isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much: you decide what's right or wrong the same way you decide what's funny or not.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck

“I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a comedy.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Arthur Fleck

“Comedy is the three and a half minute chunks of filler on TV between the commercials you sell.”
Emma Thompson - Katherine Newbury

“- Jerry: People just don't know how to do chase scenes any more.
- Hank: You're right. Now, in Mack Sennett's chase scenes, people actually got killed.
- Jerry: That's what I mean. Nobody dies for comedy any more.”

Larry Lindsey - Jerry
Hector Britt - Hank

“The equivalent for a normal person would be to go into work each day in your underwear and try and do your job that you normally do. All of a sudden you can't do anything. That's how a comedian feels when he's doing a new bit.”
Jerry Seinfeld - Himself

“Comedy is tragedy plus time!”
Alan Alda - Lester

“The great comedians imitate children. That's their ability.”
Hal Roach

“It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.”
Jack Lemmon

“Romantic comedies tend to be, for me, an oxymoron.”
Christian Bale

“I'm scared of comedy. I thinks it demands stage experience and I've never been before the footlights. I wish I had. Do you know, I have a curious recurrent dream that I am in a stage play and most embarrassed - like those dreams when one is caught in extreme negligee in some public place.”
Norma Shearer