Books quotes

“- Lucien Cordier: I can't read the aviator's book. It's too well-written.
- Anne: You like sounding illiterate? You're not. So why?
- Lucien Cordier: Habit. Grammar gets rusty like everything else if you don't use it. And in Africa the same goes for good and evil. What's good? What's evil? - Nobody knows. It's not much use here. So it gets rusty...” (continue) (continue reading)
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier
Irène Skobline - Anne - la nouvelle institutrice

“- Ben Wade: Have you ever read a book in your life, Byron, except the bible?
- Byron McElroy: No need.”
Russell Crowe - Ben Wade
Peter Fonda - Byron McElroy

- Cady Heron: And they have this book, this "Burn Book", where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
- Janis Ian: What does it say about me?
- Cady Heron: [lying, because the book describes Janis Ian as a dyke] You're not in it.
- Janis Ian: Those bitches!
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron
Lizzy Caplan - Janis Ian

“Movies are just a comforting fairy-tale compared to the real deal. Bram Stoker, he wrote a good yarn. But the events that he described back in 1897, God, that was just a tiny piece of the mosaic.”
Ryan Reynolds - Hannibal King

“You do know they're all bullshit, right? Maybe a quarter of it happened, and not like this. In the real world, people die, and no self-promoting asshole in a fucking leotard can stop this.”

Hugh Jackman - Logan

“In life you don't get the girl. Lying is easier than the truth. That's why I write!”
Kevin Corrigan - JJ Lask

“It's not the Bible, you're not gonna go to Hell for this.”

Robin Williams - John Keating

“- Valo: Alright dude, seriously just relax okay? Look at that girl over there. She's reading a book alone. If that's not an invitation, I don't know what is.
- Ry: What are you talking about, Valo? It's a coffee shop. People like that come here to get away from people like us.”
Bam Margera - Valo
Ryan Dunn - Ry

“We get 'em all: sun-worshippers, moon-worshippers, Satanists. The Manson family used to hang around and shoplift. Bunch of deadbeats!”

Dick Miller - Walter Paisley - Bookstore Owner

“- Barney Cousins: What's this? Wuthering Heights? Denise, is it not sufficient that while you shall be at peace, I shall ride in the torments of hell?
- Denise Cousins: ... It's romantic.
- Barney Cousins: If they can put it in a book it's not romantic. Romance has to be secret.”
Jeff Bridges - Barney Cousins
Maggie Linderman - Denise Cousins

“There's so many things I don't understand, like why do the fish stop swimming and lie on top of the tide pools after a heavy rain? Why do you hear the waves inside the big shells? Why are all these funny hairs growing on me? I wish a big book with all the answers to every question in the world would drop out of the sky and land in my hands right...” (continue) (continue reading)
Christopher Atkins - Richard Lestrange

“- Roxanne Chase-Feder: Excuse me, Princess Rita. Are you just gonna sit there or are you gonna help me?
- Rita: No, Mr. Feder said that I must study for the big final.
- Roxanne Chase-Feder: What final?
- Rita: You tell me, he just keeps handing me books.”

Salma Hayek - Roxanne Chase-Feder
Di Quon - Rita

“- Dr. Grant: You're alive and that's the important thing. And thanks to you, that's one thing we have in common. Did you read Malcolm's book?
- Eric: Yeah.
- Dr. Grant: So?
- Eric: I don't know. I mean, it was kind of preachy. And too much chaos. Everything's chaos. It seemed like the guy was kind of high on himself.
- Dr. Grant: That's two...” (continue) (continue reading)
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby

“- Bonnie: Apparently his first two books...
- Lee Simon: They were obliterated. I got the 3 esses: self-indulgent, sophomoric, sollipsistic...”
Famke Janssen - Bonnie
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon

“- Gaston: [rudely flipping through Belle's book] How can you read this? There's no pictures!
- Belle: Well, some people use their imagination.”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“There's also no textbook telling you what to think.”

Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“- Trevor Garfield: Has anybody read 'Animal Farm'?
- Cesar: No, but I fucked a sheep once.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Trevor Garfield
Clifton Collins Jr. - Cesar Sanchez

“When I'm reading a book, I don't need a first edition to enjoy it. A dollar copy is good enough so long as the words are there.”
Marlon Brando

"Me in Camp F"? What's this, a gay prison story?

Vic Reeves - Bendle

“No matter how many books you read, there is something in this world that you never ever ever ever ever fucking understand.”
David Thewlis - Johnny

“- Mrs. Starret: A boy should be spending his summer outside with friends. Don't you have any friends?
- Ben Hanscom: Can I have the book now?”
Elizabeth Saunders - Mrs. Starret
Jeremy Ray Taylor - Ben Hanscom

“- Emma Dinsmore: What's your book about?
- Alex Sheldon: It's the story of a man who's frightened of commitment yet so desperately in love with a woman he's afraid it might kill him. It's a comedy.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

“When I was a kid, my dad was on the road a lot. He would give me a box full books, call me every night and quiz me. I'd get an ice cream cone for every book I read, so I was a fat kid.”

Chiwetel Ejiofor - Adrian Helmsley

“- Kate Moseley: If you're so bored, why don't you read?
- Doug Dorsey: What, you mean like a book?
- Kate Moseley: That is a traditionally accepted format, yes.”
Moira Kelly - Kate Moseley
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

“Read, read, read, read! Let me tell you something - last time I read a book, I was raped. Let that be a lesson to you.”

Madeline Kahn - Betty