“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.”

Graham Kartna - Homeschooled Boy

“Hey look, man, can you tell me who was driving the black Suburban? Huh? Oh he don't know nothin'. His brains is under the end table.”

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“- Daniel: All right, so what are the rules here?
- Miyagi: Don't know. First time you, first time me.
- Daniel: Well, I figured you knew about this stuff. I figured you went to these before. Oh great, I'm dead. I am dead. You told me you fought a lot.
- Miyagi: For life, not for points.”

Ralph Macchio - Daniel LaRusso
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“I better have my lawyer take a look at these. I'm just a simple country boy. There's all kinds of big words in here I can't even pronounce. Hell, you might be takin' me to the cleaners for all I know.”

Josh Lucas - Jake Perry

“- Mark: You don't know the first thing about farming.
- Ray Kinsella: Yes I do. I know a lot about farming. I know more than you think I know.
- Mark: Then how could you plow under your major crop?
- Ray Kinsella: What's a crop?”
Timothy Busfield - Mark
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella