“- Trevor the Rat: Didn't you notice you were sitting on his face!
- Madame Udder: Well, it was a bit uncomfortable but I thought it was my hemorrhoids.”
Brian Sergent - Trevor the Rat

“I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.”
David Niven

“I'm interested in people, the way they behave. Other directors get their effects by showing doorknobs being turned, things like that. I like to concentrate on the actors' faces.”
George Cukor

“The important thing for a star is to have an interesting face. He doesn't have to move it very much. Editing and camerawork can always produce the desired illusion that a performance is being given.”
George Sanders

“I may be the only actress in Hollywood who won't need a face lift, because when I take off my makeup, I look so great compared to my characters!”
Lin Shaye