Jason Flemyng quotes
“- Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
- Nick the Greek: It's what?
- Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
- Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.”
“No one ever told him, that he was not a king.”
“I'm into the whole skincare thing.”
“I've got the body of a model and the face of a coal miner.”
“- Soap: You mean to tell me that the only thing connecting us with the murders is in the back of your car which is parked outside?
- Tom: They cost me 700 quid. I'm not just going to throw them away. They're hardly likely to trace 'em back to us, now are they?
- Soap: You really think it's worth taking the risk for 700 pounds? Tom, you're a dick.”
“I'm invisible. I've always been invisible.”
“Don't be afraid. You stink of fear!”
“Fucking females is for poofs.”
“- Soap: Little bit of pain never hurt anybody. If you know what I mean. Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Chris 'Izzy' Cole: You're gay?
- Bobby Beers: No, I got both my nipples pierced and bought a house in Morocco because I'm John fucking Wayne!”
“- Netley, the Coachman: I'm just a simple chap, sir. I'm not a great man like you. I just don't know where I am anymore.
- Jack the Ripper: There, there Netley. I shall tell you where we are. We're in the darkest region of the human brain, a radiant abyss where men go to find themselves.
- Netley, the Coachman: I don't understand, sir.
- Jack...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Captain Nemo: We have trouble.
- Mr. Hyde: Trouble? I call it sport.”
“Home is where the heart is.”
“You want a companion, get a fucking poodle.”
“This is people food, not mouse food.”
“Once there was this geezer called Smithy Robinson, who worked for Harry. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Harry's invited Smithy round for an explanation. Smithy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute, Harry's lost his rag, reached out for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a 15 inch black rubber cock. He's then...” (continue)(continue reading)