“If a family in Milwaukee believes that their child should go to a Lutheran school that teaches creationism, that's okay with me because at least they'll learn to spell creationism.”
John Olof Norquist

“A gentleman is someone who keeps the door open while his wife is putting out the trashcan.”
Peter Alexander Ustinov

“A kitchen which thinks it's complete doesn't understand a thing about women.”
Guido Jonckers

“As soon as we will be able to projectpublicity onto the clouds, we will definitely do that.”
Guido Jonckers

“I had decided to get rich while sleeping, but I couldn't get to sleep.”
Guido Jonckers