“Every love story is a tragedy if you wait long enough.”
Joseph Fiennes - Fred Waterford

“When two people love each other and they can't make that work, that's the real tragedy.”
Rosamund Pike - Amy Dunne

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”
Mel Brooks

“In all of Shakespeare's plays, no matter what tragic events occur, no matter what rises and falls, we return to stability in the end.”
Charlton Heston

“It's hard enough to write a good drama, it's much harder to write a good comedy, and it's hardest of all to write a drama with comedy. Which is what life is.”
Jack Lemmon