“- Grandma Sarah: This can't be Santa Rio! My son, Tom Turner, said it was a thriving town!
- Kelly: It was, but when the silver run out, the thrivin' run out with it.”
Paula Trueman - Grandma Sarah
Matt Clark - Kelly

“This town's had enough heartbreak. Too much. Me, I think you're settin' everybody up for more. I hope I'm wrong. I haven't had to kill anybody since the war.”
Karl Bury - Bob Leffert

“- Ellen Griswold: Clark, let's just skip the house of mud. I think Dodge City was enough fun for one day. Besides, Catherine and Eddie are expecting us.
- Clark Griswold: It's living history Ellen. But if you'd rather see your cousins. Personally I'd rather see a pile of mud than Eddie.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“There's something terribly wrong here in Derry, and you know it!”
Tim Reid - Mike Hanlon

“Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament... again.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold