“- Grandma Sarah: This can't be Santa Rio! My son, Tom Turner, said it was a thriving town!
- Kelly: It was, but when the silver run out, the thrivin' run out with it.”
Paula Trueman - Grandma Sarah
Matt Clark - Kelly

“This town's had enough heartbreak. Too much. Me, I think you're settin' everybody up for more. I hope I'm wrong. I haven't had to kill anybody since the war.”
Karl Bury - Bob Leffert

“There's something terribly wrong here in Derry, and you know it!”
Tim Reid - Mike Hanlon

“Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament... again.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

- Greyo: Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
- Terry Walsh: I'd call it... a “pretty, shitty city”.
- Greyo: Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?
Dorien Thomas - Greyo
Dougray Scott - Terry Walsh